Trade Rant Thread [v. 18]

[Oliverstorm]

*Goes to trade with random person, sees these rules;;*

I'm tired of stupid trades. If you haven't been on CS for at least a year, don't bother trying to trade with me.
If you have been on CS for more then a year, you better know you rarites before trading with me. If you aren't serious about a trade, leave me alone.

USE YOUR COMMON SENSE. I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY GALAXY OR MY WHITE DRAGON FOR A STORE PET.


I DO NOT want more then one of the same pet!!! I HATE HOARDING, AND WILL NOT SUPPORT IT IN ANY WAY!!!
Also, just because it's on my wishlist, doesn't mean I'm going to overpay for it. I don't really trade much anyway, because I don't get any good ones.
And I expect a civilized message. Not just a message saying "trade?" or "Hows this?". Try something different, a bit more interesting. Now if you read this, you'll put "Doc's Snappy Dresser" in your trade message.

Yes, they were written in that font size. Liek, omg scary. @.@

Wow. O.O


Rant:
Heavily Speckled rat, Y u no have demand?

I love them D: But I have one right now. If you could offer me a trade-down for my Nonballoon, that would be awesome! .3.

Those are some nice rules...*cuddles my pet cat* LOOK AWAY, THEY BURN.

[Autotomy]

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Now is REALLY not the time. Not only can this dang virus never end, but some internet people can drive you over the loach.

EDIT: And joy. A cancelled gift. They even said that they wanted one. -_-
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[neiroh]

Why can't I get any good trades on my medium speckled rat!?
All I want is a fair/pretty fair trade-down for dogs on my WL.
I need them to finish my collection yet all dogs must avoid me.
When I can find someone who can afford it, they don't have it on their WL or hate rats.
When I find someone who has it on their WL, they can't afford it.
When I find someone who can afford it and has it on their WL, I send a trade and they cancel because they don't like rats or some other reason.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuu- Thanks for ruining my time trying to find you!

[peridot.]

Why can't I get any goos trades onmy medium speckled rat!?
All I want is a fair/pretty fair trade-down for dogs on my WL.
I need them to finish my collection yet all dogs must avoid me.
When I can find someone who can afford it, they don't have it on their WL or hate rats.
When I find someone who has it on their WL, they can't afford it.
When I find someone who can afford it and has it on their WL, I send a trade and they cancel because they don't like rats or some other reason.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuu- Thanks for ruining my time trying to find you!

This.


Rant:
When you think your OMG so rare rat is a heavily speckled rat for dats and then someone tells you it's a medium speckled rat .3.

[Oliverstorm]

Why can't I get any goos trades onmy medium speckled rat!?
All I want is a fair/pretty fair trade-down for dogs on my WL.
I need them to finish my collection yet all dogs must avoid me.
When I can find someone who can afford it, they don't have it on their WL or hate rats.
When I find someone who has it on their WL, they can't afford it.
When I find someone who can afford it and has it on their WL, I send a trade and they cancel because they don't like rats or some other reason.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuu- Thanks for ruining my time trying to find you!

This.


Rant:
When you think your OMG so rare rat is a heavily speckled rat for dats and then someone tells you it's a medium speckled rat .3.

*Nonchalantly guiltily looks away*

I confuse pets all the time XD

[peridot.]

Why can't I get any goos trades onmy medium speckled rat!?
All I want is a fair/pretty fair trade-down for dogs on my WL.
I need them to finish my collection yet all dogs must avoid me.
When I can find someone who can afford it, they don't have it on their WL or hate rats.
When I find someone who has it on their WL, they can't afford it.
When I find someone who can afford it and has it on their WL, I send a trade and they cancel because they don't like rats or some other reason.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuu- Thanks for ruining my time trying to find you!

This.


Rant:
When you think your OMG so rare rat is a heavily speckled rat for dats and then someone tells you it's a medium speckled rat .3.

*Nonchalantly guiltily looks away*

I confuse pets all the time XD

Haha don't worry xD

[Ysa]

I am not sure where people are getting the idea that I will trade for their token box pets by giving them more tokens than it would take to get the pet from the box myself. The only reason I haven't traded in the tokens for some of them is because there are other token pets and items I want that have greater priority. The last trade annoys me the most because my pet costs more tokens than theirs, and they're asking for four tokens on top of that. What makes their pets worth more than mine?

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[Thief.]

Halloween pets..Suddenly worth a million rares? Sorry hun, but yours is a measly common, you ain't gettin' Advents for it.

EDIT: Finally put moon banner pup in an open trade group *cringe-o-meter overload*

[Cuspid]

I never thought anything like this would ever happen to me. Poor poor Fudge-E-0..

[dark dragon]

I never thought anything like this would ever happen to me. Poor poor Fudge-E-0..

dear user who sent that trade: what are you thinking? your pets are not made of omgsr dust!