Trade Rant Thread [v. 17] *new rule*

[Sc7856]

TableFlip Ya dude. A couple of commons will surely make me accept. I never knew people hated bunnies this much. And the bunny was WL! I don't understand CS anymore.

[Yawë]

*pacing*

Come on.... Really??? Are you just going against your word now? Can you not accept it? And not auto cancel... Again.

[Z4XX0N]

Because apparently 16 unfair trades and annoying messages isn't a good enough reason to foe someone.

I foed them a week or two ago, I might unfoe them. I'm worried they'll come back, though.

[azazel.]

Seeing a group titled "Overpayment for white February." 4 pets, 2 '11 commons and 2 '11 very commons. Really?

[jeep84cowgrl]

sick of people asking for free pets...

[Yawë]

You are walking through a long hallway, torches of purple fire on the walls. As you round a turn, a snarling, red-and-gray three-headed wolf greets you.

"I am Night, the Worst Nightmare," he rumbles. "Follow the rules, or face the consiquences." All three of his heads smile, and you shudder. "Here are the rules," he says. One head drops a scroll. He starts to read.
"1.Don't make offers on my master's leader appretices or ANY cats unless the trades are really good
2.They're only trading rares for pets they REALLY want.
3.They're not trading warriorcats, me, or my orange partner, Reducto period so DON"T MAKE OFFERS ON US PLEASE!!! If you offer for one of us more than once you may be foed.
4.Be fair! Blank trades are okay.
5.The codeword isn't super-important
6.Please no chatspeak
7.As for their locked groups, they are locked for a reason. My master will offer locked pets if they feel like it.
They DON'T want HORSES OR PONIES. They like everything else.
Offer my master anything you like, but they may edit.
They want any cat on their wishlist! Including lions. My master is trying to collect them all, and they may overpay!
My master does NOT REALLY want all whislist pets! Most are missed outcomes."

The wolf turns and leaves without a word of goodbye.

These are trade rules. Striked out something that went against our rules. Seriously, guys, its trade rules dangit... Not story time >_>

[jormungandr]

You are walking through a long hallway, torches of purple fire on the walls. As you round a turn, a snarling, red-and-gray three-headed wolf greets you.

"I am Night, the Worst Nightmare," he rumbles. "Follow the rules, or face the consiquences." All three of his heads smile, and you shudder. "Here are the rules," he says. One head drops a scroll. He starts to read.
"1.Don't make offers on my master's leader appretices or ANY cats unless the trades are really good
2.They're only trading rares for pets they REALLY want.
3.They're not trading warriorcats, me, or my orange partner, Reducto period so DON"T MAKE OFFERS ON US PLEASE!!! If you offer for one of us more than once you may be foed.
4.Be fair! Blank trades are okay.
5.The codeword isn't super-important
6.Please no chatspeak
7.As for their locked groups, they are locked for a reason. My master will offer locked pets if they feel like it.
They DON'T want HORSES OR PONIES. They like everything else.
Offer my master anything you like, but they may edit.
They want any cat on their wishlist! Including lions. My master is trying to collect them all, and they may overpay!
My master does NOT REALLY want all whislist pets! Most are missed outcomes."

The wolf turns and leaves without a word of goodbye.

These are trade rules. Striked out something that went against our rules. Seriously, guys, its trade rules dangit... Not story time >_>

By red and grey, three headed dog, do they mean the Red Cerberus?

[Jailor]

You are walking through a long hallway, torches of purple fire on the walls. As you round a turn, a snarling, red-and-gray three-headed wolf greets you.

"I am Night, the Worst Nightmare," he rumbles. "Follow the rules, or face the consiquences." All three of his heads smile, and you shudder. "Here are the rules," he says. One head drops a scroll. He starts to read.
"1.Don't make offers on my master's leader appretices or ANY cats unless the trades are really good
2.They're only trading rares for pets they REALLY want.
3.They're not trading warriorcats, me, or my orange partner, Reducto period so DON"T MAKE OFFERS ON US PLEASE!!! If you offer for one of us more than once you may be foed.
4.Be fair! Blank trades are okay.
5.The codeword isn't super-important
6.Please no chatspeak
7.As for their locked groups, they are locked for a reason. My master will offer locked pets if they feel like it.
They DON'T want HORSES OR PONIES. They like everything else.
Offer my master anything you like, but they may edit.
They want any cat on their wishlist! Including lions. My master is trying to collect them all, and they may overpay!
My master does NOT REALLY want all whislist pets! Most are missed outcomes."

The wolf turns and leaves without a word of goodbye.

These are trade rules. Striked out something that went against our rules. Seriously, guys, its trade rules dangit... Not story time >_>

By red and grey, three headed dog, do they mean the Red Cerberus?

Probably, they have an orange 'partner'

[Erythro]

Cmon people! A bunny?

[Symphonic]

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yes i very much would like my hoard pets
but dates... eve