Trade Rant Thread [v.15]

['Possum]

No one has interest in a Purple Toxic? xD

I always do. I just don't have anything I want to trade for another one right now. XD

[Maggiepie]

I just fell down LAUGHING.

The trade isn't whats funny, it's the message...

Would you like to see what the message was?

i used to have a pet lion that looked EXACTLY like this except that it has one blue paw and the rest were yellow it unfortunatly fell down a well and cant be with us today

Remember this? ;D Well just got another trade from that same person! Interested in in? ;D

Get ready to pee your pants.

remebeebrer when i told you about my pet lion that fell,....sorry im teearing up here.....anyways..please excuse me for a minute i cant sto crying


well my dog (who was bffs with the lion) looked a lot like this expect it had a green tongue and ears also it fell down my sink and now its gone and they were best friends and the lion who climbed ut of the well qwas crying thank you

Oh mi gosh XD
were they serious or just trying to be funny? XD
And can anyone explain to me how a dog falls down a sink?

[houndoom]

I just fell down LAUGHING.

The trade isn't whats funny, it's the message...

Would you like to see what the message was?

i used to have a pet lion that looked EXACTLY like this except that it has one blue paw and the rest were yellow it unfortunatly fell down a well and cant be with us today

Remember this? ;D Well just got another trade from that same person! Interested in in? ;D

Get ready to pee your pants.

remebeebrer when i told you about my pet lion that fell,....sorry im teearing up here.....anyways..please excuse me for a minute i cant sto crying


well my dog (who was bffs with the lion) looked a lot like this expect it had a green tongue and ears also it fell down my sink and now its gone and they were best friends and the lion who climbed ut of the well qwas crying thank you

omg omg I THKNI I JSUT DIED A LITTLE.
This deserves all the awards.
But i am sorry for you <3

[rainstorms.]

(Sorry, hoarders of the BA. Not meaning to offend anyone. ^^)


Awah.
This is getting really annoying.
No one has the items I'm after!!!

[ToxicLama]

They seemed pretty serious xDD How does a dog fall down a sink? Unless its like a teacup sized dog, not even then! And why would it be so oddly colored xD Ahh strange times.

[Nanorat]

Grr.
Ok, Im getting sent this trade - nothing on their side, 3 on mine, asking me to edit. Fina, I think, edit in something Id trade these for and send it back. They edit their stuff out and ask me to edit again, this time saying "dont ask for this, this, or that". I cancel, saying Im not interested in spending so much time on a trade I dont need, picking out pets for them to edit them out.
They PM me, saying "look, its a game ".
...
So what? How does "its a game" = "I want to spend all my free time on adding pets you're going to edit out"? -.- Of course its a game, but I dont want to spend ALL my time carefully choosing fair something for my pets - only for them to edit it out and say "please pick something else, Id rather not trade that". YOU need that trade, not me. Do bother yourself to make an offer if you're so picky what you're going to trade!

['Possum]

I just fell down LAUGHING.

The trade isn't whats funny, it's the message...

Would you like to see what the message was?

i used to have a pet lion that looked EXACTLY like this except that it has one blue paw and the rest were yellow it unfortunatly fell down a well and cant be with us today

Remember this? ;D Well just got another trade from that same person! Interested in in? ;D

Get ready to pee your pants.

remebeebrer when i told you about my pet lion that fell,....sorry im teearing up here.....anyways..please excuse me for a minute i cant sto crying


well my dog (who was bffs with the lion) looked a lot like this expect it had a green tongue and ears also it fell down my sink and now its gone and they were best friends and the lion who climbed ut of the well qwas crying thank you

Oh mi gosh XD
were they serious or just trying to be funny? XD
And can anyone explain to me how a dog falls down a sink?

If they were serious I hope they were talking about toys. If not, they've got quiiiiiite an imagination.

[ToxicLama]

Someones trade rules:

"I DONT trade:
-Cats
-Dogs
-Lions
-Guinea Pigs
-Rats
-Butterfly Wolves
-Horses
-Spiders
-Any PPS
-Bats
-Fish
-Foxes
-Bunnies
-Dragons
-Hybrid Pets
-Custom Pets
-Squids
-Malks
-Ponies
-Zebras
-Donkeys
-Owls
-Items

Anyways, as long as you follow those rules, please send a trade!
Have fun!
Thanks!"

... So... So youre technically asking for free pets, right? I... I think that they're trying to say... "LAWL DERP I WANT FREE PETZ." ... I think.... I think that I need to bring out Common Sense again... **drags my robotic dog out** Common Sense... Eat the rules ;-;

Oh my gosh! Guys this is the same person that sent me those hilarious messages!

[rainstorms.]

Someones trade rules:

"I DONT trade:
-Cats
-Dogs
-Lions
-Guinea Pigs
-Rats
-Butterfly Wolves
-Horses
-Spiders
-Any PPS
-Bats
-Fish
-Foxes
-Bunnies
-Dragons
-Hybrid Pets
-Custom Pets
-Squids
-Malks
-Ponies
-Zebras
-Donkeys
-Owls
-Items

Anyways, as long as you follow those rules, please send a trade!
Have fun!
Thanks!"

... So... So youre technically asking for free pets, right? I... I think that they're trying to say... "LAWL DERP I WANT FREE PETZ." ... I think.... I think that I need to bring out Common Sense again... **drags my robotic dog out** Common Sense... Eat the rules ;-;

Oh my gosh! Guys this is the same person that sent me those hilarious messages!

What species of pet do they trade?
"Let's have a laugh"?

[ToxicLama]

I guess they ask for free pets with their stories xD