Trade Rant Thread! Version 9~!

[Amaranthine]

...........Please, only offer to trade for things in my "for trade" groups. Yes, I am absolutely sure those are the only ones I will trade for. Please don't ask me for free stuff, unless it's in a "free" group.
Date and rarity matter, obviously, and I usually won't give up any unknown-rarity pets
The pets in the groups with a heart in front of them are NEFT
And I don't trade down, meaning I won't give you a rare for a lot of uncommons

Important: I love owls and spiders! Especially owls! I want to get all the owls ever made!

I don't trade huge amounts of pets at once, so keep trade offers to about 5 pets
I'm only really interested in wishlist pets, unless you offer me something really cool I had overlooked

P.S. If you send me any REALLY stupid trade offers I will sic ------ on you.
Image of Dog Image of Spider Rat


special shoutouts go to:

Long List of Friends on CS
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My most-wanted....
Image of PeaPPS
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If you figured out how to read this, you have the right to request two free pets in "last month pets" Also: COPPAs, request the red ice pack from "hats" in my items. I will remove it from the trade, but it will prove you read this without you having to send a trade message. non COPPAs, say "owlsrule" in your message
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and if I cancel with no explanation, it may mean you broke my rules

I left as soon as I saw the miniscule print. But what made me laugh was the last sentence, especially since there is a codeword in the small print.

Wow, that's actual words?!? I thought it was just a line from first glance!

[Liliette]

Darn, i chickened out on a trade i was going to send >.<

[BuddyMaltese]

What did I do to the Trade God to deserve this? D8

[Quail]

Darn, i chickened out on a trade i was going to send >.<

I do this so often >.<

[owl eye]

...........Please, only offer to trade for things in my "for trade" groups. Yes, I am absolutely sure those are the only ones I will trade for. Please don't ask me for free stuff, unless it's in a "free" group.
Date and rarity matter, obviously, and I usually won't give up any unknown-rarity pets
The pets in the groups with a heart in front of them are NEFT
And I don't trade down, meaning I won't give you a rare for a lot of uncommons

Important: I love owls and spiders! Especially owls! I want to get all the owls ever made!

I don't trade huge amounts of pets at once, so keep trade offers to about 5 pets
I'm only really interested in wishlist pets, unless you offer me something really cool I had overlooked

P.S. If you send me any REALLY stupid trade offers I will sic ------ on you.
Image of Dog Image of Spider Rat


special shoutouts go to:

Long List of Friends on CS
.
My most-wanted....
Image of PeaPPS
.
If you figured out how to read this, you have the right to request two free pets in "last month pets" Also: COPPAs, request the red ice pack from "hats" in my items. I will remove it from the trade, but it will prove you read this without you having to send a trade message. non COPPAs, say "owlsrule" in your message
.
and if I cancel with no explanation, it may mean you broke my rules

I left as soon as I saw the miniscule print. But what made me laugh was the last sentence, especially since there is a codeword in the small print.

Wow, that's actual words?!? I thought it was just a line from first glance!

Yes. Font size 20 I believe.

Off-topic: HJLKSLDJKFKLS Guys have you seen the new store pets? Insta-want.

[Kaliyana]

What? o.O

I seriously don't understand trade math....

[stirrupirons]

It bothers me so much when you edit a trade to make it fair and if they don't like it even though it's fair, they don't edit again, they just cancel on you. That makes me mad. I mean, honestly, instead of editing it again you just end it completely? And then they're rude in the reply.. calm it down, calm it down.

[owl eye]

"2 rares and a very rare that green rare dog is one of my ultimate dreamies this is a very large overpayment and i ask u consider this huge overpayment cuz i shere would acept"

;n;

[Liliette]

OFF TOPIC- How do you type something and put the link there so someone can click it and it brings it to that page?

[Liliette]

"2 rares and a very rare that green rare dog is one of my ultimate dreamies this is a very large overpayment and i ask u consider this huge overpayment cuz i shere would acept"

;n;

AHH MY EYES! NOO!