As you wander through the trading center you see lots of pets, ponys, dogs, cats, you name it, this place had all of them. You suddenly jump as a PPS dog wandered over to you "Hi, my names hope" It barked in english "Incase you dont know all PPS pets are NOT for trade, but Im sorry, its true, but USERNAME might trade you doubles of PPS" it added, it suddenly wandered away to what seemed like its double only not PPS. As soon as it left another pet came- it seemed to be a cat, but the muscles were DEFINETLY stronger. just like that it began talking like Hope "hello, my name is Brambletalon, warrior of Duskclan and Fursona of USERNAME" it mewed - once again in english "all cats are not accepted for trade unless its in kittypets and is a double" it added before padding away to what seemed like a clan. You start walking, dazed from listening to the pets talking in perfect english. As soon as you think your ready to trade a fox trots to you. This time instead of speaking it slowly closed it eyes and you heard something talking in your mind but noone in ear contact was talking, you suddenly realise that its because the fox is using telephathy.
"My name is Swifty, please accept this book as a present for visting this trade center" it murmered before dropping a delicate book infront of you and trotting away to a small space. You slowly take the book and start reading. -insert their ridiculous rules here- as you finnish the book you tuck it under your arms and head to the trading seats, as you sit you place your book in a small basket which seemed to magically have your name, it said items of player (your username). You smile warmly and start to trade.
Because people are actually going to read that, huh.
I honestly don't understand why people make trade rules like this.
I mean, I've been seeing in a bunch of peoples rules now that they don't trade pets for hoards, and I've been forced to hit the back button if that's the only thing they have on my wishlist. I 
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