Trade Rant Thread [NEW]

[spike.]

Could someone please check that my rules are legible and to the point? Because I'm just getting bombed with bad trades. ;;n;

Very good rules. I can read them very clearly.

Thank you. o3o Because I thought for a second that I was going mad and they were written in Latin and nobody could understand them.
That's a relief.

[Calix]

Could someone please check that my rules are legible and to the point? Because I'm just getting bombed with bad trades. ;;n;

Very good rules. I can read them very clearly.

Is mines okay?

Kind of long but they seem fine.
Your one group open labeled 'NEFT' makes me not want to trade with you though D;

[chirp.]

We need a trade rules review thread ._.

[CraZyMiah-]

How are my rules? I didn't do a codeword but I am so on the verge of plopping on in there!

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... dPpxideHyQ

They said:

HOWDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YALL
im from texex

What in the jhirfhrib is texex??

[Calix]

How are my rules? I didn't do a codeword but I am so on the verge of plopping on in there!

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... dPpxideHyQ

They said:

HOWDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YALL
im from texex

What in the jhirfhrib is texex??

Your rules make me want to turn around and leave, honestly. I hate the 'Hello, I'm NAME and I'll be showing you the rules!' format.

Also, agreed, we do need a trade rules thread.

[chirp.]

Also, agreed, we do need a trade rules thread.

I'm off to make it then! c:

[Seahorseshoe]

How are my rules? I didn't do a codeword but I am so on the verge of plopping on in there!

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... dPpxideHyQ

They said:

HOWDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YALL
im from texex

What in the jhirfhrib is texex??

Ooh, I've been to texex before! It's really nice this time of year. Or, if you look closely, it's a texan ex. Tex ex. Texex.
Though that trade stinks.

[CraZyMiah-]

How are my rules? I didn't do a codeword but I am so on the verge of plopping on in there!

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... dPpxideHyQ

They said:

HOWDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YALL
im from texex

What in the jhirfhrib is texex??

Ooh, I've been to texex before! It's really nice this time of year. Or, if you look closely, it's a texan ex. Tex ex. Texex.
Though that trade stinks.

I know. Even if the spider was rare and the pony was uncommon it would still be awful.

[cass.]

I THINK I FOUND THE PERSON WE ARE GETTING THESE TRADES FROM.

I PM'd the person who sent me the trade with the store horses for a uncommon asking them why.

They replied with this:

Oh, yall are posting on the trade rant thread so i wanted to make your day happier by making you laugh.

That's, ...that's horrible. Though it kinda came round and kicked them in the rear when you all did have a laugh about it
I hope they don't come knocking on my door *touches wood*

@CraZyMiah, a lot of pets in there and from what I can see, about 2 rules ^_^;;
But hey, it was nice writing and I liked looking at your beautiful pets. <3

[-Compass-]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... KF26yXBbcA

WHY?!