Trade Rant Thread [NEW]

[Mag.Stars]

Why do people think saying...""Z0mG3333ssss!!! TAHTS LIEK MAIII DR3333ammmmmyyyyyy" make them think its ok to send a derpy trade? -.- I am to the point I let stupid offers sit and rot or I send back a just as derpy one with some stupid message

[marshmallows656]

Why do people think saying...""Z0mG3333ssss!!! TAHTS LIEK MAIII DR3333ammmmmyyyyyy" make them think its ok to send a derpy trade? -.- I am to the point I let stupid offers sit and rot or I send back a just as derpy one with some stupid message

Hey don't be dissing the derp!

But yes they do suck

~ Everyones favorite derp fish =3

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a odd dog cames to you . " hey i am spooky so wlelcome hmstars dreimmes are pps banner pup banna apple and cucumber she loves all cat trades have fun!!!!!!!! oh yes she loves all cats coikit or day dream and raw are not for trade hey look it is day draem. " day dream walks up and says she loves to trade oh yes she adors bunnys and guinie pigs (strokes bunny me ) this is her i say " heloo in bunny to you it sounds like nhu nch nch gold list pebbles22 for tradeing a smily face!!!!!!!!!!!!!also plam tre and tradealso walnut dog 4 giving mec free bunny!ps see love 2011 cristmas big box trades1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!an odd looking goat says welcome i am a noregen goat find me in protecters. a lion dog thing comes and growls . " come with me " he brings youi to a dark forest. "this is clump" you see two big red eyes and gulp. next thing you know a small ( and clumsy! ) bat comes out. " my aploegys for um spooking you." he leads you to a dark place and says " lucy will guide you for now " a odd dog comes out and talks about more rules " my name is lucy there IS a code word and that is....... HAPPY SQUIRLL DAY!." you walk in to a place FULLL of pets " where here" you stop to trade."she is curently looking for BLACK CATS."

OMG these rules . ;-;

[Dymestl]

a odd dog cames to you . " hey i am spooky so wlelcome hmstars dreimmes are pps banner pup banna apple and cucumber she loves all cat trades have fun!!!!!!!! oh yes she loves all cats coikit or day dream and raw are not for trade hey look it is day draem. " day dream walks up and says she loves to trade oh yes she adors bunnys and guinie pigs (strokes bunny me ) this is her i say " heloo in bunny to you it sounds like nhu nch nch gold list pebbles22 for tradeing a smily face!!!!!!!!!!!!!also plam tre and tradealso walnut dog 4 giving mec free bunny!ps see love 2011 cristmas big box trades1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!an odd looking goat says welcome i am a noregen goat find me in protecters. a lion dog thing comes and growls . " come with me " he brings youi to a dark forest. "this is clump" you see two big red eyes and gulp. next thing you know a small ( and clumsy! ) bat comes out. " my aploegys for um spooking you." he leads you to a dark place and says " lucy will guide you for now " a odd dog comes out and talks about more rules " my name is lucy there IS a code word and that is....... HAPPY SQUIRLL DAY!." you walk in to a place FULLL of pets " where here" you stop to trade."she is curently looking for BLACK CATS."

OMG these rules . ;-;

What on earth..?

[Ara.]

a odd dog cames to you . " hey i am spooky so wlelcome hmstars dreimmes are pps banner pup banna apple and cucumber she loves all cat trades have fun!!!!!!!! oh yes she loves all cats coikit or day dream and raw are not for trade hey look it is day draem. " day dream walks up and says she loves to trade oh yes she adors bunnys and guinie pigs (strokes bunny me ) this is her i say " heloo in bunny to you it sounds like nhu nch nch gold list pebbles22 for tradeing a smily face!!!!!!!!!!!!!also plam tre and tradealso walnut dog 4 giving mec free bunny!ps see love 2011 cristmas big box trades1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!an odd looking goat says welcome i am a noregen goat find me in protecters. a lion dog thing comes and growls . " come with me " he brings youi to a dark forest. "this is clump" you see two big red eyes and gulp. next thing you know a small ( and clumsy! ) bat comes out. " my aploegys for um spooking you." he leads you to a dark place and says " lucy will guide you for now " a odd dog comes out and talks about more rules " my name is lucy there IS a code word and that is....... HAPPY SQUIRLL DAY!." you walk in to a place FULLL of pets " where here" you stop to trade."she is curently looking for BLACK CATS."

OMG these rules . ;-;

... I am speechless.

[Seahorseshoe]

a odd dog cames to you . " hey i am spooky so wlelcome hmstars dreimmes are pps banner pup banna apple and cucumber she loves all cat trades have fun!!!!!!!! oh yes she loves all cats coikit or day dream and raw are not for trade hey look it is day draem. " day dream walks up and says she loves to trade oh yes she adors bunnys and guinie pigs (strokes bunny me ) this is her i say " heloo in bunny to you it sounds like nhu nch nch gold list pebbles22 for tradeing a smily face!!!!!!!!!!!!!also plam tre and tradealso walnut dog 4 giving mec free bunny!ps see love 2011 cristmas big box trades1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!an odd looking goat says welcome i am a noregen goat find me in protecters. a lion dog thing comes and growls . " come with me " he brings youi to a dark forest. "this is clump" you see two big red eyes and gulp. next thing you know a small ( and clumsy! ) bat comes out. " my aploegys for um spooking you." he leads you to a dark place and says " lucy will guide you for now " a odd dog comes out and talks about more rules " my name is lucy there IS a code word and that is....... HAPPY SQUIRLL DAY!." you walk in to a place FULLL of pets " where here" you stop to trade."she is curently looking for BLACK CATS."

OMG these rules . ;-;

... I am speechless.

Wow. I hate rules in which the animals talk to you but that is crazy. (Happy squirrel day?)

[Squashini]

a odd dog cames to you . " hey i am spooky so wlelcome hmstars dreimmes are pps banner pup banna apple and cucumber she loves all cat trades have fun!!!!!!!! oh yes she loves all cats coikit or day dream and raw are not for trade hey look it is day draem. " day dream walks up and says she loves to trade oh yes she adors bunnys and guinie pigs (strokes bunny me ) this is her i say " heloo in bunny to you it sounds like nhu nch nch gold list pebbles22 for tradeing a smily face!!!!!!!!!!!!!also plam tre and tradealso walnut dog 4 giving mec free bunny!ps see love 2011 cristmas big box trades1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!an odd looking goat says welcome i am a noregen goat find me in protecters. a lion dog thing comes and growls . " come with me " he brings youi to a dark forest. "this is clump" you see two big red eyes and gulp. next thing you know a small ( and clumsy! ) bat comes out. " my aploegys for um spooking you." he leads you to a dark place and says " lucy will guide you for now " a odd dog comes out and talks about more rules " my name is lucy there IS a code word and that is....... HAPPY SQUIRLL DAY!." you walk in to a place FULLL of pets " where here" you stop to trade."she is curently looking for BLACK CATS."

OMG these rules . ;-;

What the heck?! I've seen crazy rules before, but these just take the cake. o.o

[DuskzeHedgie]

Why do people think saying...""Z0mG3333ssss!!! TAHTS LIEK MAIII DR3333ammmmmyyyyyy" make them think its ok to send a derpy trade? -.- I am to the point I let stupid offers sit and rot or I send back a just as derpy one with some stupid message

Hey don't be dissing the derp!

But yes they do suck

~ Everyones favorite derp fish =3

Amen! ._. These people drive me crazy, because they always do things like this. :
Since it's their dreamy, the pets they're offering are magically worth more and you MUST accept the terrible trade because ITZ DERE DREAMEHH!!!!
But when it's your dreamy, the pets your offering are magically worth less and you MUST offer at least a joker to get a Malk PPS. because IT IZ SO LIK YUR DREEMZ!

(Offtopic: Omg, Blitzy! You finally got your avatar to go out of hyper mode! xD Luff it <3)

[xNocturnalKittenX]

a odd dog cames to you . " hey i am spooky so wlelcome hmstars dreimmes are pps banner pup banna apple and cucumber she loves all cat trades have fun!!!!!!!! oh yes she loves all cats coikit or day dream and raw are not for trade hey look it is day draem. " day dream walks up and says she loves to trade oh yes she adors bunnys and guinie pigs (strokes bunny me ) this is her i say " heloo in bunny to you it sounds like nhu nch nch gold list pebbles22 for tradeing a smily face!!!!!!!!!!!!!also plam tre and tradealso walnut dog 4 giving mec free bunny!ps see love 2011 cristmas big box trades1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!an odd looking goat says welcome i am a noregen goat find me in protecters. a lion dog thing comes and growls . " come with me " he brings youi to a dark forest. "this is clump" you see two big red eyes and gulp. next thing you know a small ( and clumsy! ) bat comes out. " my aploegys for um spooking you." he leads you to a dark place and says " lucy will guide you for now " a odd dog comes out and talks about more rules " my name is lucy there IS a code word and that is....... HAPPY SQUIRLL DAY!." you walk in to a place FULLL of pets " where here" you stop to trade."she is curently looking for BLACK CATS."

OMG these rules . ;-;

I...I didn't even bother reading it. I can see so many errors just glancing at it...

Why do people think saying...""Z0mG3333ssss!!! TAHTS LIEK MAIII DR3333ammmmmyyyyyy" make them think its ok to send a derpy trade? -.- I am to the point I let stupid offers sit and rot or I send back a just as derpy one with some stupid message

Hey don't be dissing the derp!

But yes they do suck

~ Everyones favorite derp fish =3

Amen! ._. These people drive me crazy, because they always do things like this. :
Since it's their dreamy, the pets they're offering are magically worth more and you MUST accept the terrible trade because ITZ DERE DREAMEHH!!!!
But when it's your dreamy, the pets your offering are magically worth less and you MUST offer at least a joker to get a Malk PPS. because IT IZ SO LIK YUR DREEMZ!

(Offtopic: Omg, Blitzy! You finally got your avatar to go out of hyper mode! xD Luff it <3)

I actually tell people if I'm offering a trade on a dreamie, but not for those reasons. Lol, I just want them to know that I would like to do my best to be able to work out a trade with them, and I let them know that too. Srs trade is srs, man.

[lilly1292269]

My god! This is truly one of the worst trades I've ever gotten!
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... LEs7AZnt5Q