Trade Rant Thread [NEW]

[Elemental Rift]

And that owl incedent wasn't the first time.It has happened numerous time with my holly fox advent,line tribal and purple slyphener.
Anyhow I am becoming very worried that u haven't gotten any trade for my shims longtail..i am very,VERY scared ._.

I haven't gotten a sufficient amount of bad trades for mine, and she's in my signature.

[The Great ME!]

Someone sent a PM trying to start a conversation and this is what happened:

Hi there Souls! You are a genius with your Toaster Waffles! Can we be friends?

Hi, thanks,and sure!

*a nice friendly conversation goes by for 10 PMs*

So anyways new friend, may I have your mascot, Toaster Waffles? He's so cute and I'd like to be able to say: "Yep got that pet from Souls."

No, sorry but he's kinda needed here and was a gift.

Okay. Can I PLZ PLZ PLZ have your Shima Longtail then?

Um. No. Can we change the subject now?

FINE. YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE ME A PET THEN WE AREN'T FRIENDS ANYMORE.HA! WANT TO GIVE ME A PET NOW?

Bye-Bye.

UGH YOU ARE SO RUDE NOT HELPING MY PET COLLECTION GROW!

Okay then.
I don't need a friend who would more then likely beg for all my pets or expect to be gifted since they are my friend.

I got all the people in the trade rant here as my buddies. I'm not lonely.

It also annoys me when people think they'll get a free pet when they use caps...

Lol, I woulda been suspicious at that first PM. How do you manage to get all the wacky ones?

I have no idea, I guess I attract random crazy people.o_o

Anyways, someone who wasn't COPPA'd sent me a trade suggestion with a pet on their side and nothing on mine.

WHAT DO YOU WANT PERSON?!

*cancels*

I am not a mind reader...

Ugh...yeah. Never had that happen yet. Actually just the opposite...someone gifted me with a Donkey and said "You seem like a neat person, have a donkey!" XD Thought it was weird and I'm pretty sure I've never talked to them or anything but okay XDDD
((Btw, I wouldn't mind making friends with you Souls XD I promise I don't ask for freebies! Lol))

And yeah, I HATE when you get one-sided from COPPA'd. Y'know what's worse though? I got a COPPA'd sending me an art payment to color an adoptable for them O.o How am I supposed to know what you even want me to color it like?

[driftz]

No message. Ready to accept.

Really, now? Were does it say "Any pets are free!" in our rules? ._.

[Velveteen Unicorn]

Annoying... those who do not lock the pets they do not want to trade (NFT EVER... JUST LOOKING WILL GET YOU FOED), post on the Trade Forum that they are seeking Rares's List, '08 September List and Advent List pets, etc... but the ONLY pets (in their massive collection you have to wade through) up for trade are a handful of non-list rare and very rare rats and some December uncommons.

More annoying... people that think because I am new (less than 4 months) I am a target to be scammed... offering me a rare blue rat (claiming it to be the Ice Blue rat or Dark Speckle Rat) in a PM asking for my best pets (which I have locked for a reason) and low and behold, they are NOT the Ice Blue Rat or Dark Speckle Rat (shocker).

Most Annoying... people who say they are leaving CS and post "All Pets Free" then log off... and come back a month or so later and cancel all trade offers with something like "What makes you think I am giving up all my pets???? My Pets are NEVER Free!!!" (Gee, maybe your post that you were quitting and giving away all your pets... the one I send you in a PM saying "this is why" just before you foe me for daring to think you are giving away pets for free).

[xNocturnalKittenX]

Really? Freaking really? *is not amused*

hi please edit and send a trrade

*reads their rules*

1.rares for rares.
2.one uncommon=2 common.
3.1 common=3 very common.
4.1 very rare for 4 rares.
5.use appropriate language!
6. if you dont follow these rules, i will foe you!
please send fair trades and dont beg!!!

lolwut?

please send fair trades and dont beg!!!

[Agent Washington]

Shield your eyes

No message either, and it was ready to accept. >.<

[RestInPeace]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=14334616&userid=286322&signature=WlbW8JgOs_kk5wZhSz-VCQ

-.- I had already offered overpay, and they edit to this... It's in a trade group and all. If anyone else has this pet, and won't try to squeeze every drop of overpay out of me, throw a pm my way. I won't bite xD

Same user just sent this...

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... WyKpaQCGbA

[marshmallows656]

I've got like 15 people who need to accept their gift D:

Common guys I don't care how "cool" your accept message is. Just take your gift an go or decline (and hurt my feelings D: )

Half of my current trades are 'Waiting for -random user here- to accept your trade.
You will give them ---- pets'

[Dymestl]

Really? Freaking really? *is not amused*

hi please edit and send a trrade

*reads their rules*

1.rares for rares.
2.one uncommon=2 common.
3.1 common=3 very common.
4.1 very rare for 4 rares.
5.use appropriate language!
6. if you dont follow these rules, i will foe you!
please send fair trades and dont beg!!!

lolwut?

please send fair trades and dont beg!!!

Oh, but dontcha know that those pet are all gunna be OMGSORARE! One day? *le end sarcasm*

[xNocturnalKittenX]

Really? Freaking really? *is not amused*

hi please edit and send a trrade

*reads their rules*

1.rares for rares.
2.one uncommon=2 common.
3.1 common=3 very common.
4.1 very rare for 4 rares.
5.use appropriate language!
6. if you dont follow these rules, i will foe you!
please send fair trades and dont beg!!!

lolwut?

please send fair trades and dont beg!!!

Oh, but dontcha know that those pet are all gunna be OMGSORARE! One day? *le end sarcasm*

Well darn. Let me go beat my head against a wall for passing up the opportunity to finally own an OMG.