Trade Rant Thread [v.20]

[12wolfie]

A few things you should know about me:
*I HATE DOGS
*I HATE DOGS
*NEVER OFFER ME A DOG
*I love cats to no end.
*The only dogs i want are the ones i have, and i don't even want those.
*My favorite color is purple

Okay okay, you hate dogs. To you they're the ugliest, dumbest creatures in the world. (I think that about cats, I don't like them.) The other one, 'the only dogs I want are the ones I have, I don't even want those' That just doesn't make sense. And then, here's the twist. They had dogs in their NFT group. What, just what?

[~Rick Sanchez~]

Please dont offer items
Please dont ask me for wolves or my rares
...
i have a lot of rares
rarities dont really matter
i do trade items sometimes

This one really got me:

i do not have a blacklist yet and lets keep it that way

e_o IM SO CONFUSED!!

['Possum]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=22372723&userid=288864&signature=ln67EK4JKBttCGI3DdQDrg

I can't understand how someone can send a trade like that.

[Centri]

A few things you should know about me:
*I HATE DOGS
*I HATE DOGS
*NEVER OFFER ME A DOG
*I love cats to no end.
*The only dogs i want are the ones i have, and i don't even want those.
*My favorite color is purple

Okay okay, you hate dogs. To you they're the ugliest, dumbest creatures in the world. (I think that about cats, I don't like them.) The other one, 'the only dogs I want are the ones I have, I don't even want those' That just doesn't make sense. And then, here's the twist. They had dogs in their NFT group. What, just what?

Wow...
Maybe it is a very young person? The dogs in the NFT group does not make much sense, though.

[hellebore]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... dlVtBrq6EA

Beware. I'm not responsible if your eyes fall out from seeing this trade.

['Possum]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=22521545&userid=258790&signature=PgOx9g5_jeU3dlVtBrq6EA

Beware. I'm not responsible if your eyes fall out from seeing this trade.

Yeah um...
being a pet from the MultiStaff litter and having a fuzzy cloak and a crown sooo makes that pup worth a Grinner.

[Jettalli]

One sided suggestions bother me to no end. I know nobody reads rules anymore, but I kept them pretty short and simple. I am not a mind reader and I have a wishlist and fairly organized trade groups that are the only ones unlocked to make it even easier. It isn't so hard to see a pet you want, throw it in the trade, and make an actual offer on it. I would be more than happy to edit as long as something in the ballpark of fairness is over there if I don't agree.
People shove their rare pets in a trade like this when they can see clearly what I have to offer. Almost like they expect pets I have locked up.
...and then ones like this that was sent not once, but twice. The exact same thing asking me to "please edit"... (Edit: Not in a row, but over the course of a two days)

Is it so much to ask that people put some effort into things?

[♥ ♥ ♥]

One sided suggestions bother me to no end. I know nobody reads rules anymore, but I kept them pretty short and simple. I am not a mind reader and I have a wishlist and fairly organized trade groups that are the only ones unlocked to make it even easier. It isn't so hard to see a pet you want, throw it in the trade, and make an actual offer on it. I would be more than happy to edit as long as something in the ballpark of fairness is over there if I don't agree.
People shove their rare pets in a trade like this when they can see clearly what I have to offer. Almost like they expect pets I have locked up.
...and then ones like this that was sent not once, but twice. The exact same thing asking me to "please edit"...

Is it so much to ask that people put some effort into things?

I think the 2nd one is not a "please edit", but a "please gift".

[NoLongerInUse]

Okay. So after various FAIR trades being canceled messageless for no reason I send this. It get's canceled with the response 'e.e
. .
Saying please makes it no better..'

Right here goes. 3 month rule. So, 1 '09 Jan goes back too, *starts counting* 1 '08 Dec, 1 '08 Nov, 1 '08 Oct. So what did I ask for? 1 '08 Oct?!?!?! It wasn't NEFT.

What did I do wrong?!?!

[Jettalli]

One sided suggestions bother me to no end. I know nobody reads rules anymore, but I kept them pretty short and simple. I am not a mind reader and I have a wishlist and fairly organized trade groups that are the only ones unlocked to make it even easier. It isn't so hard to see a pet you want, throw it in the trade, and make an actual offer on it. I would be more than happy to edit as long as something in the ballpark of fairness is over there if I don't agree.
People shove their rare pets in a trade like this when they can see clearly what I have to offer. Almost like they expect pets I have locked up.
...and then ones like this that was sent not once, but twice. The exact same thing asking me to "please edit"...

Is it so much to ask that people put some effort into things?

I think the 2nd one is not a "please edit", but a "please gift".

Probably what they were hoping for. Tis the season