I'll make a rant about trading as newbies. I joined late August, only really got into trading this month. I say that because I finally figured out "Hey! If someone offers me something I don't like, I can EDIT it and CHANGE THE OFFER to something else!" Since then I totally love trading, but I'm also kicking myself for not collecting trade fodder earlier or not editing trades earlier on. I've gotten so many pets I've wanted and possibly could've gotten some much earlier. (I'm also hoping I'm not just in a lucky spot right now due to the Advent Calendar.)
And a little off topic, but I've been lurking around this thread for a while and I've always wondered: Have the people featured in these instances ever posted on this thread from their perspective? Like people come in ranting how unfair it was that no one would hand over a zebra because they had no rares? (Unfortunately I would find such postings very...interesting...to follow.)
Anyway, this thread is way too entertaining, I can't believe some of these offers! xD
As for the person with the banana, I hope you get it sorted out. That's awful. D: