I adopted one of everything there was to adopt just to see what comes of it. One of these is a rock covered in chocolate which I will guess is an egg because it came from a "hatchery," looking forward to seeing what on earth is going to come out of the poor thing. I'm particularly excited for the growth of my cute fuzzy caterpillar thing. That thing is adorable.
I also have real life live pets and a job and things. But eh. Sleep is for the weak.
AAAAAAAnyway. HI HULLO HEYAS HALOO HOWDY YO!
I will end with: What's y'all's favorite thing to do on here?
alternate ending: tell me something amazing
alternate ending take two: tell me your favorite joke
bonus ending from the special addition dvd: tell me all of those things, or make me a cup of tea (from the internet, somehow)
post-credits easter egg: tell me how I get my virtual hands on one of those dwarf hammies because they look like the one I used to have IRL and I must have one













