🌠 H: Rares+, Items & More, W: Last Possible Dreamies!

[RudolphRat]

Update as of December 2025: I will probably go on another hiatus in the new year, so I want to achieve as many of my dreamies as possible before I take the break. The ones I actively want to trade for right now are listed here!

In return, I have a group of rares+ (ranging up to OMGSR) or high-demand EUC, as well as another group of good demand VRs+. I also have thousands of other unlocked pets and over 400 pages of items, some of which are old, valuable or in demand.

Please read my trade rules for additional information My PMs are disabled due to anxiety/history of being cyberbullied, but if you have any questions before sending a trade, you are welcome to comment here.

I often bump this thread with jokes, trivia, parody song lyrics, etc to amuse myself. You are welcome to also include jokes or memes in your trade message if you want

Quick links to extra info:

• UFT Pets & Items Spotlight
• Currently-Seeking Hoard Pets
• Other Currently-Seeking Pets
• "Big Ticket" Dreamies
• Miscellaneous

[RudolphRat]

While I have many things up for trade, here are a few that may be of particular value to collectors!


2008 Dog Santa Hat


2009 Red Rose


2010 dolphin balloon


Halloween 2010 snake


Blue poison dart b-wolf (May 2009)


Tan corgi / "storegi" (store pets 2013)

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If you're not sure what to offer, I'm always happy to trade for more of these pets, especially in bulk! (They should all be on my WL, unless I goofed and took one off by accident)

Realistic ePPS seals (December 2025)


Sea otter PPS & adult (September 2025)



Realistic running horses (RPG event 2025)



Anna's Hummingbird dragon (May 2025)



Easter egg PPS guinea pigs (Easter 2023)



Realistic lions (August 2022)



Fruit PPS rats (Christmas 2021)



Ragdoll kitten (Christmas 2019)



Boar PPS guinea pig (Chinese New Year 2019)



Lion cub PPS guinea pig (May 2019)



Jungle event macaws (Jungle event 2018)



Pale pink & medium pink tabby cats (Valentine's Day 2018)



Flower PPS guinea pig (February 2018)



Starry hatchling dragons (Christmas 2017)




Corgi dragons (July 2017)



Milk + Cookie guinea pigs (Christmas 2016)



Purple grass cat (August 2016)



Plush dragons (May 2016)



When-pigs-fly guinea pigs (Halloween 2015)



ANY/ALL sketchi fuzzy rats (September 2014 + Christmas 2015 + September 2016)



ANY/ALL Rudolph-themed pets (various years)
(Note: my personal favorites are the 2024 PPS rat, 2023 cow, 2018 lion cub, 2018 sketchi dwarf hamster, and 2013 deer, but I'm still always open to all the others as well)

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Pets I really really want and would be willing to overpay for! AKA dreamies, but hopefully more realistic to trade for than the "big ticket" ones.

Orange tiger & white tiger Malk cats (September 2009)


Queen of Hearts lioness (Christmas 2009)


Black-and-white/"cow" Tess guinea pig (May 2010)


Carousel zebra horse (store pets 2011) - okay with either litter swap or trading other pets for it


Snow leopard cub (Christmas 2014)


Angel fox (Christmas 2014)

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Dream pets that I realistically do not have enough to trade for right now, but listed anyway ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

Moonswirl (July 2008)


Black-Eyed Galaxy (BEG) (July 2008)


UR PPS dragon (special releases 2022)

And my favorite unattainable store pets, honestly just listed as an homage to a simpler time where it might have been realistic to trade for one:

Liontail (store pets 2009)


Clydesdale (store pets 2011)

[RudolphRat]

Some people may wonder: Why do I hoard? I'm not interested in trading for a complete collection, since I only want to trade for pets I actually like; now that I've already achieved most of the pets I want after playing for 10+ years, that means most of my current gameplay is gonna have to be trading for pets that I already own some of. Having a large group of the same cute pets can be aesthetically pleasing, and also fun: I can imagine the pets interacting with each other (the lair of my noodle dragons must be a riot), I can give them unique names or personalities, and I can even dress them all up differently (currently trying to do that 100% with my realistic ePPS seals).

I tend to choose specific pets to hoard based on how much I love them (am I really interested in trading for more than one or two?) and how easy they are to trade for (I avoid hoarding rare+ or high-demand pets; the rare+ hoards that I currently have were either originally uncommon when I started hoarding them, or event token pets that I bought with my own tokens, or acquired through one single trade or gift like my store rats and Rudolph rats).

If you do not support hoarding, you are entitled to your opinion, but it's my preferred way to play the game and I consider it perfectly ethical as long as every pet is acquired fairly (I am extremely opposed to ninja trading). Admittedly, hoarding retired store pets is iffier to me since they can be so hard to come by and they never get rereleased; but my store rats were acquired through a single trade from a user offloading their existing hoard all the way back in 2018 (long before they went OMGSR). I don't want to remove any more ratterflies from circulation, but the ones I already own are dearly beloved, and the pets I already own in general are not a public resource, so I will be keeping them forever <3 Fun fact, the 2018 trade actually included even more store rats, but I donated most of them to the Pound, so if you've ever pulled a ratterfly from the Pound there's a good chance it was from me!

My Rudolph hoard is for sentimental reasons since all of the OMGSR Rudolph rats were gifted to me by a very kind friend in 2018. I also really love/relate to Rudolph as a character, so hoarding Rudolph-themed pets reminds me of many happy memories <3 I don't proactively send out trades for anything other than forum-advertised swaps, though, so I would only get more Rudolph rats if someone chose to offer one to me (and I won't say no if they want to trade it away, but tbh I'm content with the ones I have already). I love them all!

Art by Vampiric for CS Advent, 15 December 2025 <3

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if you are distressed about not receiving a response from someone you'd like to be actively talking to, you have to take a moment. step back from the conversation, put yourself in their shoes. perhaps they're busy with something right now. you have to consider the possibility that maybe they hanging upside down by their ankle. everybody has their own schedule, and sometimes people spend time away from their phone or computer because they are currently suspended from a tree branch by a rope tied around their ankle that they unnoticingly stepped in because it was concealed by a pile of leafs. it's not that they don't want to respond; imagine that they can see their phone screen on the ground below but it's a good few inches out of reach and even if they bounce and flail on the branch their fingertips just can't touch it. sometimes life gets in the way

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(sawing noises) (drill noises) (hammering noises) (wrenching noises) (funky ascending then descending guitar riff) Nothing ever (ever) happens in this town, feeling low down (down) not a lot to do around here, I thought that I would go right out of my mind until a friend told me THE NEWS. He said "(hey!) You know that vacant lot? Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it and on the spot they're gonna build a shop where we can go buy bolts, AND SCREWS." Since then I've been walking on air (air), I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair 'cause I'm so excited and I really don't care, I've been waiting since LAST JUNE for this day to finally arrive, I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive 'cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside, well, I hope they oPEN SOON. I can't wait, no, I can't wait (oh when) When are they gonna open up that door? I'm goin' (yes I'm goin) I'mma goin' to the (hard) We're really goin' to the (really gonna) (hard) (going to the) goin' to the goin' to the, (hard) oh yes (hard) I'm goin' (TO) to the HARDWARE STOOOORE! (sawing noises) (drill noises) (hammering noises) (wrenching noises) (funky ascending guitar riff) (frenetic lead guitar) In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out I pressed my nose right up against the glass - you know I had to be first IN LINE. Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom, want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house, see those hacksaws? Very, very soon, one of them will be ALL MINE. Guys with nametags walking down the aisles, rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles, brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles, all arranged alphaBETICALLY. And they're doing a promotional stunt, there's a great big purple sign out front that says every 27th customer will get a ball peen HAMMER FREE! I can't wait, no, I can't wait (oh when) When are they gonna open up that door? I'm goin' (yes I'm goin) I'mma goin' to the (hard) We're really goin' to the (really gonna) (hard) (going to the) goin' to the goin' to the, (hard) oh yes (hard) I'm goin' (HARD) to the HARDWARE STOOOORE! I'm goin' (yes I'm goin) I'mma goin' to the (hard) We're really goin' to the (really gonna) (hard) (going to the) goin' to the goin' to the, (hard) oh yes (hard) I'm goin' (HARD) to the HARDWARE STOOOORE! (short instrumental interlude) (passionate sigh) Would you look at all that stuff... They've got Allen wrenches gerbil feeders toilet seats electric heaters trash compactors juice extractors shower rods and water meters walkie-talkies copper wires safety goggles radial tires BB pellets rubber mallets fans and dehumidifiers picture hangers paper cutters waffle irons window shutters paint removers window louvres masking tape and plastic gutters kitchen faucets folding tables weather stripping jumper cables hooks and tackle grout and spackle power foggers spoons and ladles pesticides for fumigation high-performance lubrication metal roofing water proofing multi-purpose insulation air compressors brass connectors wrecking chisels smoke detectors tire gauges hamster cages thermostats and bug deflectors trailer hitch demagnetizers automatic circumcisers tennis rackets angle brackets Duracells and Energizers soffit panels circuit breakers vacuum cleaners coffee makers calculators generators matching salt and pepper shakers. I can't wait, no, I can't wait (oh when) When are they gonna open up that door? (really gonna) (hard) (going to the) goin' to the goin' to the, (hard) oh yes (hard) I'm goin' (HARD) to the HARDWARE STOOOORE! I'm goin' (yes I'm goin) I'mma goin' to the (hard) We're really goin' to the (really gonna) (hard) (going to the) goin' to the goin' to the, (hard) oh yes (hard) I'm goin' (HARD) to the HARDWARE STOOOORE! (angelic chorus) (really gonna) (hard) (going to the) goin' to the goin' to the, (hard) oh yes (hard) I'm goin' (HARD) to the HAAAAARDWARE STOOOOOOOORE (sawing noises) (drill noises) (hammering noises) (wrenching noises) (funky ascending guitar riff) (even more frenetic lead guitar)

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[RudolphRat]

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite enough...
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour
Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point
We go 'round every two hundred million years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is
So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'Cause there's bugger-all down here on Earth!

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