BEGGING 4 trades on my knees 🙏🏻

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Trade ME!

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Always looking for
This intersex flag

Looking for missing deer.

2014



3 left until the full collection.

LF MY HOARD PETS
Happy PPS

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1. Papua New Guinea. Any guinea pigs that were released in 2015 or after.

Goal : 839 ( completed ! )
2. Gay pets. Any pets that have rainbows somewhere on their designs.

Goal : ∞
3. City lights. The dogs from October 2018 litter that are night-city themed.

Goal : until I run out of fast food places
4. Intersex-themed dogs in socks, or intersox for short, made to raise awareness about intersex people. Any dogs in socks.
Please read more here if you want to!

Goal : until I get bored
5. Fruit dogs. Any fruit dogs from December 2019 litter.

Goal : 20 ( completed ! )
6. The US states

Goal : 50 ( completed ! )
7. Happy PPS

Goal : until I get bored
8. Aromantic pets. That’s any pets that were released on Valentine’s day with heartbroken designs. Get it? Because I’m aro.

Goal : honestly not actively looking for them rn, I will make something up related to aro related numbers or smth when I actually get into it lol

Q&A

Q : why do you hoard Guinea pigs?

A : initially because I liked the species. I presume to think they are the cutest species in this game ^ _ ^

That used to be my only reason, until I came back to the game once again.
See, something mind-blowing I realised is that we have no idea where the word "guinea" comes from. I mean, there are guinea pigs, there are countries Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Equatorial Guinea, Papua New Guinea and there are a couple of other contexts where this word is used in irrelevant to this topic... But what does this word mean? Linguists offered many variants of possible explanations but none are certain. See the explanation by Wiktionary :

The origin of "guinea" in "guinea pig" is uncertain. One theory is that the animals, which are originally from South America, were brought to Europe by way of Guinea, leading people to think they had originated there. "Guinea" was also frequently used in English to refer generally to any far-off, unknown country, and so the name may simply be a colorful reference to the animal's foreignness. Others believe "guinea" may be an alteration of the word coney (“rabbit”); guinea pigs were referred to as "pig coneys" in Edward Topsell's 1607 treatise on quadrupeds.

Borrowed from Portuguese Guiné, which is of uncertain origin; possibly from a Berber source like Tuareg aginaw "black people", or after the city of Djenné.

So I set a brave and practically impossible with my abilities goal to myself, which is...

No, not to find the true etymology. I am not yet a linguist. Smh. I am not an anime main character either so that is out of my reach. I'll save this job for someone actually smart and qualified.
Anyway, my goal is to collect 839 guinea pigs and also to complete my collection.

Q : what? You didn't answer mē previous question. Why are you hoarding them and why exactly 839?

A : that I am about to tell you.
There are 839 confirmed spoken languages in the Pacific country in Oceania called Papua New Guinea, which rivals India with 740 ( according to the results of People's Linguistic Survey of India ) languages. There might be more because of how linguistically vast those countries are but we might or might never find out. Most of them aren't even written! Isn't that surprising?

Q : whoa. You probably have no life if actually you know all that.

A : will that be a question or a statement? My answer is yes if the former.

Q : no but what do guinea pigs have to do with this? They are native to South America not PNG!

A : uhm...

Q : you have been evading my question this entire time. Why exactly are you hoarding them if they got nothing to do with the infodump you just gave me???

A : da memes. Cuz I got weird humour and now I collect cute-looking pets and name them using jokes a person who has no interest in linguistics wouldn't get.

Q : ...

A : ...

Q : LF guinea pigs, I guess? = P

Also check out this map of languages in PNG and Indonesia ( link for zooming in ) uploaded by u/Qx32 on Reddit!


I hope you enjoyed this little piece of information I have! Now trade me!

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Half of them were purged due to me not being interested in them again. I’ll be reworking this page soon ^^

So if you were wondering what my dreamies are and what pets I go crazy for, I’ll be talking about that now

First of all, my dreamie #1 is

White Feb


Achieved : yes ( 3 times ) no longer achieved ACHIEVED FOURTH TIME! no longer achieved
This one is quite simple. I have everything in white. Light mode in discord, white mode in google, light mode in twitter... Etc. White has always been the default theme in every app we’ve used yet everyone forgets that when people bring up those apps that have the black theme as a default one and yells at me for using it. But I will keep on doing that!
White is my favourite colour. It is a colour and I don’t care that others consider it a «shade». White is a colour! That’s why I like White Feb!

Dreamie #2

Yellow Toxic

Achieved : yes no longer achieved

Yellow is my second favourite colour. And while I don't have anything in yellow I still absolutely adore this pet!

Dreamie #3

2014 Halloween angry cat


Achieved : yes ( hoarding )
The trade : x x x x

This pet reminds me of my cat Catty!!! Because they are literally the same! My cat is a cute British Shorthair girl and the pet I linked looks exactly like her!!!

Dreamie #4

Dreamie #7

Or rather a set of dreamies, the European weasel store set

Achieved : 1/4 thanks to Abyss!

European weasel is my favourite animal. So I want them because I am happy they got some representation on CS

Dreamie #8

UR Icecat

Achieved : no

This pet reminds me of the country I grew up in, Russia.
🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

Dreamie #9

UR Kirin

Achieved : no

This pet is from one of my 3 favourite artists on CS, Sixbane = D I want to collect all pets by Sixbane and this one especially! I also want to collect all Chinese themed pets!

Dreamie #10

UR Dragon PPS

Achieved : no

One of the cutest UR's ever! I would like to collect all dragons someday and I'll definitely need him in the collection!

Dreamie #11

Joker Bunny & White Bunny

Achieved : no

Bunnies is one of my favourite species and I love the Joker and White bunnies! As I said white and yellow are my favourite colours so I really want em!

Dreamie #12

ALL Grinners

Achieved : generally I owned all at some point I just traded them lmao, so yesn’t

You know how Grinners are so unreasonably happy? And how I’m hoarding Happy PPS? Welp, I guess I just have a soft spot for smiling pets.

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All the New Year’s pets

I created this collection to remind me that the time goes very fast and that we should cherish every moment we have.

MISSING PETS

2010 dog



2011 dog



2012 dog

All PPS Guinea pigs ( complete! )

All Tess guinea pigs ( complete! )

All staff pets

thats wip but im done with a bunch of them already. basically just go off my wishlist if ur actually curious!! < 33

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Shannyfroggy
rabidlynxeon

teddy
Thianna
xXFoxfaceToastXx
Dave miller
mnou
Faux
Abyss
Abyss x2
( I know this trade looks like they just scammed me out of a Kitsune, however the Kitsune was supposed to be a gift from me, but they edited it and added 2 of my dreamies and just the pets I’ve been collecting lately! < 3 )
Kranafistlink
RE7
rudyroos
zing
corgilii
FNAF
WilsonHiggsbury
Wunschkind
TrafalgarDWaterLaw
Namine
косатка
Crimson Raven
Bluefly26799
Navied
Clayflower.
nekorin
ChickenMcNuggies

bark
daybreak.
aequilibrium
amaoretto
jaybae333
Wanheda
eldin volcano
kromer
aspentreeees
LionKingdom
-TheBigBlueBear-
Alccampinglover
moonbeam.bite
Spiritdrop
himi
StephJane
Ayame_Haitani
Nosebleeds
Foxetts
Quarts
~ Kamy ~
.wren.
owoforbois
frogfan
thebandghost
Coolben72
Cemetery-Mutt
nezuko.
KingOfTheWildThings
stripez
oni
[R3D4CT3D]
on
Hunajatassu
Koderc
MooMooCow2222
schlottis
Hitchhiker
GHOSTGUTS
sky,
Black+RedINK
shelkahsiate
SweetMyrcella
Jiji
Shtish
scarluth
catplushie
kingtotodile
onion
magikarp
Prinzzy
ferretjuice
Elliad
Kassit
Mrs.Geektastic
ch1vo
smormu
sirpiusofgrizz
kazuichi soda
ceodoreharvey
sIghs
millaberry
CyberneticVampire
hellish
Silvernight23
Mrs.Geektastic
Kruxly
ruethefangirl
CORPSEDOG
M4NGL3D
cherryspiking
Lunair
cookies.
SkyLeafe

Thank you so much for such generous gifts !!!

~Moonchaser
GhastlyWail
Jained
Night Raven
Helpless

BlackDiamonds
Mr. Grizz
Daydreams
Emberwolf
Rick Astley

Shoutout to Dibabeebees for creating a cool adoption centre with doubles from every month that lasts until the 14th of every month! < 3

YOINK GROUP YOINK YOINK YOINK YOINK GROUP YOINK GROUP YOINK YOINK YOINK YOINK GROUP
MISSING ANY LITTLE IDIOTS FROM THIS MONTH?! YOINK EM! FOR FREE! IN YOINK GROUP! ONLY TAKE WATCHA NEED AND NEED WATCHA TAKE ENJOY YOINKAGE"

Shoutout to WisteriaDragon for helping me date swap the dumb year dogs I’ve been searching for months! ❤️

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I didn’t link that in the navigation because that’s mainly for my personal use. But feel free to check these out as well since they’re all cs related in some way. It’s alright, by the way. You can leave now. There’s nothing important below.

Auction thread
Artshop
Cozie archive
Rephys archive
IBTPBM
RDCSP

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Welp. Here we are. This is the end. There’s nothing here. Nada.




Or is it?

I’m surprised that anyone has reached this far. I’ve kinda treated this thread as a personal notebook if that makes sense? Just dumping random stuff here that I couldn’t make separate posts about. My dreamies, the things I collect, the pets I seek, the people I love...

If you’re reading this far there must be a reason for why that is? Maybe you’ve wandered here looking for your name in the hall of fame after you’ve gifted me? Perhaps you’d actually decided to check my trade thread explaining the guinea pig hoard name thing? Mayhaps you were checking out my dreamies list to know what to gift me? Either way, you’ll be rewarded for that. It was a long read, after all. Just send me a private message that goes like «Can we get much higher» and I’ll send you a valuable pet of my choice that I think matches your profile/vibe! That’s the One Piece of CS. The ONE PIECE IS REAL. The reward for your determination and strength. So may my present guide your way. Your journey only begins here. The grind never stops. Stand proud, your name, you’re strong.

I ask you not to tell other pirates about the treasure. After all, it’s supposed to be a myth. A reward for a tough challenge. Ya know?

Farewell. See you on the other side.

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