User: ownyeverything The funniest moment of my life was when I choked on a green M&M and nobody helped me. Couldn't eat M&Ms for 4 years due to the trauma.
The funniest thing(s) that happened to me was... Probably the time it took me 5 minutes to tell a joke because I was just laughing so hard. My dad looked at me funny because I couldn't get it out.