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My gallery · by **myth;** » Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:15 am

I wonder if there are any times on the clock that I've never seen...

My gallery · by **myth;** » Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:32 am

The word 'FAT' just looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word 'EAT'.

My gallery · by **myth;** » Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:44 am

When a pregnant women is under water, she is a human submarine.

My gallery · by **myth;** » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:40 am

Newborns are always crying because every new discomfort is literally the worst pain they have ever experienced.

My gallery · by **myth;** » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:57 am

Once you have a PHD, every meeting you go to is a doctor's appointment.

My gallery · by **myth;** » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:58 am

Maybe 'Smith' is such a common last name because blacksmiths were never forced to serve in combat roles during times of war.

My gallery · by **myth;** » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:01 pm

If two people on complete opposite sides of the world placed bread on the ground, the Earth would become a sandwich.

My gallery · by **myth;** » Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:39 am

The sinking of The Titanic must have been a miracle for the lobsters in the kitchen.

My gallery · by **myth;** » Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:09 am

Childbirth is literally an emergency.

My gallery · by **myth;** » Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:06 am

Lobsters are like mermaids to scorpions.

What's your favourite '10/'09 store pet?