H: UR Phoenix __ W: Offers

[myth;]

Trade Guidelines
> suggestions are fine <
> leave an intelligent message <
> I've been here for 8 years, don't try to scam me <
> items are for wishlist pets only <
> if items are locked, but feel free to offer <
> if you're going to be rude or salty, I will report and foe you <
> I will not read your trade rules <
> store collection complete: 01/11/18

CS Dreams:
> complete lion and dragon collection <
> sunback<
> black/clear eyed galaxy <
> complete toxic set <
> UR tiger dog <
> UR Bee <

Lion Collection:
2008: 0/2 (missing 2)
2009: 1/10 (missing 9)
2010: 1/9 (missing 8)
2011: 0/9 (missing 9)
2012: 1/9 (missing 8)
2013: 2/13 (missing 11)
2014: 4/19 (missing 15)
2015: 3/13 (missing 10) (5/5 store pets)
2016: 2/10 (missing 8) (12/12 store pets)
2017: 2/17 (missing x) (9/9 store pets)
2018: 12/15 (missing 3)

Malk Dragon Collection:
Grey Malk (2009)
White Malk Dragon (2009 UR)
Blue PPS Malk Dragon (2009)

C$ Store
2019 uncommon = 0.5C$
2018 uncommon = 1 C$
2017 uncommon = 2 C$
2016 uncommon = 3 C$
2015 uncommon = 4 C$
2014 uncommon = 5 C$
2013 uncommon = 7 C$
2012 uncommon = 10 C$
2011 uncommon = 13 C$
2010 uncommon = 15 C$
2009 uncommon = 20 C$
2008 uncommon = 25 C$


Open to haggling, I will do
deals for bulk commons etc.
Store and list pets aren't for C$!

[myth;]

The lowest form of wit is NOT sarcasm but repeating what somebody just said in a dumb voice.

[myth;]

Each day, you break your own personal Record of "Most Days Lived"

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If you believe the earth is flat, do you also believe the sun and the moon are flat?
If you don't believe the Sun and Moon are flat, why the earth?

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No one has ever been in an empty room

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You will ever hear about a truly perfect crime.

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I will be the last person to die in my lifetime.

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How far back in history do you have to go before it's considered archaeology, instead of grave robbing?

[myth;]

The iconic alien to us is what we are to apes: small, pale, big-headed, and with unfathomable technology. We even abduct them for medical experiments.

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Everyone actually has three voices; the one you hear in your head, the one you hear when you speak, and the one everyone else hears when you speak.