[Aho.]

- ( ukulele playing ) - ♪ HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE GUY ♪
- ♪ WHO IS 10 FEET TALL? HE SCARES PEOPLE AWAY... ♪ - ( screams )
♪ 'CAUSE HE'S GOT NO FACE AT ALL ♪
♪ SUPER LONG ARMS WITH TENTACLE ENDS ♪
♪ BUT THE TRAGEDY IS HE JUST WANTS TO MAKE FRIENDS ♪
♪ BA-DA-DA-DUM ♪
♪ SLENDER MAN ♪
♪ SYMPATHY FOR SLE-E-E-E-ENDER MAN ♪
♪ HE HANGS OUT IN THE DARK 'CAUSE HE'S GOT NOTHING TO DO ♪
- ( doorbell rings ) - ♪ WORE HIS VERY BEST SUIT... ♪
- ( gasps ) - ♪ JUST TO IMPRESS YOU ♪
♪ HAVE SYMPATHY FOR POOR SLENDER MAN ♪
♪ HE'S TOO TALL FOR A CAR, SO HE WALKS ALL THE WAY ♪
♪ HE ALWAYS TRIES TO SURPRISE ♪
- ♪ IN CASE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY... ♪ - ( horn blows )
- ♪ HIS BREATH IS BAD 'CAUSE HE CAN'T BRUSH HIS TEETH... ♪ - ( meows )
♪ HE TRIED TO TAKE OFF HIS MASK AND FOUND A MASK UNDERNEATH ♪
♪ HE BUMPS HIS HEAD WHEN HE ENTERS A DOOR ♪
♪ HIS SHOES ARE SHABBY 'CAUSE IT'S HARD TO FIND SIZE 24 ♪
♪ HIS D.V.R. IS BROKE, HE'S OUT OF GROCERIES TOO ♪
♪ HE'S SKINNY 'CAUSE HE SAVED THE BIGGEST PORTION FOR YOU ♪
♪ BA-DA-DA-DUM ♪
♪ SLENDER MAN ♪
♪ SYMPATHY FOR SLE-E-E-E-ENDER MAN... ♪
- ( coughs ) - ♪ HIS RASPY VOICE IS JUST A COMMON COLD ♪
♪ HE'S GOT SO MANY ARMS, BUT NOBODY TO HOLD ♪
♪ HAVE SYMPATHY FOR POOR SLENDER MAN ♪
♪ HE HANGS OUT WITH THE TREES ♪
♪ BECAUSE THE TREES DON'T JUDGE ♪
♪ HIS FRIEND REQUESTS ♪
♪ IGNORED BY SADAKO AND THE GRUDGE... ♪
- ( grunting ) - ♪ SYMPATHY FOR SLENDER MAN ♪
♪ HE'S ALWAYS DOING THE BEST HE CAN ♪
♪ JUST DON'T LET THIS SONG GET STUCK IN YOUR HEAD ♪
- ♪ OR HE'LL SHOW UP TONIGHT AT THE END OF YOUR BED... ♪ - ( static buzzes )
♪ AND NO ONE MEETS SLENDER WITHOUT ENDING UP-- ♪
( screams )
( off-key ) ♪ DEAD ♪
♪ NO SYMPATHY FOR SLENDER MAN. ♪