Me and my buddy cesmouse being what we do best..... true idiots in training, personally I think we have the job down perfecting the skill everyday and trading secrets of how to get the most idiotic and irritated reaction out of everyone we meet. Slowly making the world a hazard everyday!!!!! Teaching people to be more and more stupider from simply throwing a paper airplane in class, to doing the jiggle dance in your school's library, to writing on the bathroom walls "PROPERTY OF RUSSIA, BLOWING YOUR BRAINS OUT EVERYDAY" everywhere, and actually kicking the bathroom stall door open and yelling out to the whole bathroom by the lunchroom "THIS IS SPARTA!" while ignoring the irritated stares of primpy blond cheerleaders who you just so happen to interrupt the latest gossip of, "Did you hear... oh no she didn't," and, "Oh no! My weave fell out!" knowing you did the right thing by stopping these spawns who disturb everybody else, who simply came too pee. I stand up to these diva's of gossip and annoyance and embrace the true grace of tomboy's, sk8er's, emo's, scene's, and nobody's. The true hero's. So as I stand, smiling a crooked smile, and hand you the menu for today, and ask politely, "Would you like the main course of insanity, or would you like two scoops of crazy?"
~Anni-Chan

