[Apollo's Coffee]

fun story from today

i got this buddy who i always pick fights with- but like always fun fights not like "I hAte You grr bark bark bark" but more like "you look stupid- and youre in kicking distance."

And today- he decided to get a little too cocky by calling my bluff- and i- who had just gotten back from playing basketball in cowboy boots with the rest of our group- had too much adrenaline. I was the first in the lobby before the rest of our group, and he just happened to stay back since he couldn't really play with a broken arm.

So- i put my arm on his shoulder, and asked him how mad he would be if i just knocked him to the ground.

He said i couldn't- which was some strong talk coming from someone thats 4 inches shorter than me- and i asked one more time if he would be mad and before he got the words out of his mouth i swiped my leg under his, and pushed his shoulder back. he was on the ground before the rest of the group got up the steps.

What makes this whole thing worse
is that he gets nosebleeds so easy- hes probably had about 30 since i met him a few months ago-
so when the rest of our 13 person friend group made it too us- all they saw was me laughing too hard to help him up while my buddy was scrambling for words with a nose bleed, broken arm, and looking at the ceiling.








he was completely okay. I didn't hurt him, and he found it just as funny as he did surprising- andddd
half of the group decided to plan a Nerf raid on my hall a few hours later because of it, so were even now