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-people started calling him grandpa as a joke but then it stuck
-bleached hair that's sorta greasy all the time!!
-acts all-knowing but he has like 2 braincells
-awful memory
-has a strange attachment to sacramento
-and polaroids he doesn't remember taking
-like,,, mustard stains
"oh so you favor the blade as well?"
*wild "ninja" flailing*






