[briannna27]

Why you even dating her?
You could do so much better.
There's prettier girls,
And nicer girls
And girls that have loved you
longer than she ever will.

And not to mention - she's no fun!!
You could do so much better
There's less crazy girls,
Less obsessive girls,
And ones who have
A sense of humor.

Boy, you're only fun
When your girlfriend's not around.