[rainbow.]

It's always funny how your appearence affects people, Tess XD

let's hope this isn't he kind of worshippers that sacrificed god-like figures so their god could escape back into the heavens...
*holds out an interview mic* Tess! What is it like to have a seemingly god-like status among hundreds of fans??

I am still awaiting the sacrifice of somebody's first born child

okok I have considered your offers and have decided that I prefer chocolate and squids so you can keep your babies for another day

please deliver this tree to my house by 6pm tonight and I will let you all live



that will be all for now.

TESS! I Give you my newest child, Tessa, and a tree of squid! Please, do not have Mt. Rainbow Smoothie erupt upon our ever faithful village of CS!

[Spottedstream5037]

lol awesome!

[Bayleaf]

I dun udderstand

[octoberwind]

This is magical

[Kyla Springer]

Absolute epicness