He's so. Darn. Adorable.
Homestuck wrote:He refuses outright and starts doing a really frisky jig!
DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DOO
DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DOO
He begins spinning a fanciful series of riddles illuminating the true path to opening the vault. Mysterious music fills your ears as your mind assumes the shape of a pretzel.
DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DOO
DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DOO
DOO DOO DOO DEE DOO DOO DOO
DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DOO
This is how the music would sound if we were listening to it right now.
You just start whacking him with a newspaper instead.
You don't have to be all that unlucky to get whacked around with a newspaper. It's sort of a gray area.
Clover (c) Homestuck


