[aimless~worrier]

Lila, A young, cute, lazy dragon is being taught by her mother on how to breath fire. So far, she has only blown puffs of smoke. She'd much rather be sitting infront of her TV, eating pizza and watching her favourite show, 'Puff the Magic Dragon'

Bertonna Dragoniara is Lila's mother. She is affordable and loves to be the best. She wants her daughter to be the best in school to level up her reputation.

Lila: Mum, can I please stop huffing now, I've got a headache. It's no use. I need to lie down, on the couch with a pizza...
Mum: I know where this is leading, Lila. I know it's time for "Puff" the TV isn't going anyway. Now BLOW!
Lila: But MUUUUUUUUUM! All my friends are watching it, it's one of the biggies of the season! Please?
Mum: Lila. Your friends are losers. You will be the best, understand. You need to get ahead! You must win. Be the BEST.
Lila: I could win them by watching more TV!
Mum: Learn a trade. Fire breathing! The most respected art, don't be childish and sit infront of a TV drooling all day, do something productive!
Lila: Mum, I'm only a toddler, none of MY friends breath fire!
Mum: Your friends aren't the best, so stop comaring yourself with losers. Starting young is the best way!
Lila: I actually want to LIVE before I become a posh, sicafantic grown up!
Mum: LILA! Go to your room!
Lila: Fine!
Mum: I am disconnecting your cable for the next two weeks!
Lila: Hey! No, no, don't! I'm sorry, I meant before I become a great, responsible and respected grown up!
Mum: Nice try.
Lila: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (runs to room)
MUM: The only way I will allow you to keep the TV is if you can blow a single fire ball each night.
Lila: Sure, ANYTHING!
Mum: BLOW
Lila: (BIG PUFF) WOW, I did it! (electricity zaps TV)
Mum: The TV is broken, looks like you can't watch it after all, good. Leave that mind rotting device and come practice more fire blowing.

Lila: Where are the directions to Hell, please.
Mum: Oh, you don't need the directions, you are already HERE! Now, Huff!