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my cats' adoption story is one of those "this is my house, but this is not my cat" stories. they.. pretty much just showed up on the back porch one day and refused to leave.
the black cat's name is midnight, and her hobbies include shredding toy mice, shredding carpets, getting stuck behind furniture, and disappearing. she's a bit smaller than the average cat for some reason that I'm not really sure of, and sometimes she appears in rooms without anybody's knowledge of her entering. one time she carried an unripe walnut inside the house and placed it on the left side of the second step of the staircase.
the other cat's name is fuzzball, and he.. is not incredibly intelligent. one time he fell into the fish tank (he and the fish were all okay; he was trying to walk on the lid), and another time he accidentally rolled down the previously-mentioned staircase. he also smells bad. his hobbies include destroying cat trees, stealing pepperoni and putting it under the couch, demanding attention, and sleeping in places that really should not be slept in. he is very large and fluffy, and I think he's a maine coon mix.
also, they both have a strange obsession with one specific air conditioner.