[oat milk]

dexter (dee dee) parker (left) and charlie wells (right) (but as cats) (they're human)
they live in Rantz, WI (at dee dee's house)
they're both 17
the year is 1999

charlie 5'9" 16/07
- hangs out with the goth kids (they like him for some reason but he doesn't know why)
- straight up only listens to kmfdm and britney spears
- is scared of sharp things
- wants dee dee to buy him a pet fish
- wears an obscene amount of jewellery for some reason. he steals it off of girls at parties
- smells like candy
- doesn't talk very much
- is very spacey and clueless but no one around him cares
- he just doesn't know anything

dee dee 6'3" 14/12
- has a girlfriend called Jessica and her family loves him
- plays the drums
- has a crush on the girl who's on the cover of delaware by drop nineteens
- likes doing science schoolwork
- collects video games and vhs tapes of any kind
- is scared of driving and cars
- will not buy charlie a pet fish
- rarely ever takes his socks and/or shoes off. he sleeps with shoes on
- genuinely wants to be a professional racecar driver

[Guest]

" has a crush on the girl who's on the cover of delaware by drop nineteens " god dee dee i feel u

[Raptorfang]

- is scared of driving and cars
- genuinely wants to be a professional racecar driver

I feel u