[drosera]

***ANIMAL JAM***

Me: that's unfair.. *declines*

n00b: um, that was fair!

Me: ... no, a headdress is not worth a necklace..

n00b: but.. TAHT WAZ FAIR UGHHHH I REPOT U MY DAD OWNS AJ U WIL B BANND EVRUYONE REPORT [*insert username here*]!!11!1!1!1!!!!1!!1!!!1!!11!!1!!!

***CHICKEN SMOOTHIE***

Me: uhm i guess i'll edit this lol must be some mistake my ur tiger isn't worth a chicken

n00b: excuze meh?! ughh no.. accept now or foe

Me: that's fine if you foe me, but.. why over an unfair trade?

n00b: ............. BECUZ UU R MEAN AND BTW IT ISNT UNFAIR, UN-SMART PERSON

***TRANSFORMICE***

Me: what? no way i'm trading 100 chickens and all my snowballs for a pet!

n00b: waht my dad owns tfm u will be banned within teh next 18 hours if u no acept >:(

Me: ... I quit.

for those who possibly don't get it, this just for fun i'm not implying anything