[kopertox]

so this is "Moose" and he exists now because i keep imagining my pickup as a gassy, cranky, obnoxious old fart

Moose the Horse!(aka: giant obstinate turd):

chunky and stout like a pony but probably like 18-20h
head hung in an exhausted position, always
chevy antlers
super long tongue drooping out 99.99999% of the time
tiniest hairy little ears
spends most his time in exactly one spot, growls audibly when you wake him up

imo bent/broken tailgate = messed up tail, always out of kink & looks like a bad mustache
tail is actually a bunch of bent oversized feathers that might have looked majestic maybe 10 years ago but are actually 500% pointless because he has never been able to fly

zero tolerance for temp changes if it's over 90ºf it's mosey or nothing if it's under 20ºf you are not moving this flippin horse one single inch

don't give him a bit or he'll break it and spit it out don't leave small tools unattended or he'll break them and spit them out don't let him get his teeth around the lead or you're in for a game of tug o war don'tdodo odnn t

he has 1(one) big wolf-tooth tusky way in the front it sticks out and he uses it to scritch him bum also tear open feed bags and pick you up by the belt, walk off with you trapped in wedgie-land and dump you butt-first into buckets
tribute to the one mutilated tailgate latch that sticks out and is an absolute butt

is actually a good horse, calm, affectionate in his own lazy way and a reliable mount if you play by his rules
he's just kind of a Butt sometimes

colors what colors dunno yet bro

[Mantleray]

Hhh this is great

Makes me want to make my Jeep into an animal/character 0':

[Teá.]

He is so cool, and i live the way you really thought up his character.