[Venatici]

I'm in a hospital, living out my days, just waiting. One day, the illness gets the best of me. I was on death's door. So I requested that my friends and family come and visit me. When it looked like it was the end for me, I opened my mouth and uttered my last words: "what in connor's impersonation?"

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if I gave him a mustache would it look more convincing?

my hobbies include:

eating hard raw pasta
forgetting the time which i started cooking / baking something
drinking a liter of soda at eleven at night
eating 24 cookies in one sitting
getting two splinters in my foot just by taking 5 steps outside