[corrosive_limes]

Yes we know how well you can kill Combine and zombies and antlions, but this is why you and Alyx don't have children yet. You were gone for fifteen minutes and she broke into Aperture, stole a portal gun, dropped a cupcake through a portal, blew something up, stole a turret, turned Wheatley into a core, and did something to upset Tori. You're an awful guardian.

And no "dad". We're not going to Ravenholm.

Your avatar is your legal guardian.