by narwhallama » Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:57 am
Ezmerelda: "Well, you are nice and all, but it would be rather problematic dating a dead pony... trust me, you're not missing much. There is the tickly feel of the grass, but also the slimy, revolting feel of a slug, the horribly bitter taste of blood, the smell of decay.... trust me on this one."