[ThatPinkThing]

Daniel. Poor Daniel. He's very confused because he just started going to high school without any other schooling. Allow me to explain:

Daniel is my toy penguin whom I got at a fair. I was there with my 8th grade class, and when I went to go on a ride with my best friend, I had nowhere to put Daniel, so she put him in her inside jacket pocket. I made a joke about it looking like she was pregnant with Daniel. After we got off the ride, she told me she was my surrogate mother for Daniel. THEN we went to the bathroom, and I had to put Daniel in my own pocket. When we got out, I told her I was pregnant with him now.

So then we both kind of got confused as to WHO was the mother, and eventually just agreed to both be Daniel's moms XD

THEN my friend (Whom we'll call Toast for identity's sake.) Toast questioned who was the father. That's when I remembered a moment a couple months prior. I had been wearing this dress when the wind blew and made my dress puff up, making me look pregnant. I joked that the wind got me pregnant and yelled, "Dang it, John!" (Homestuck :3)

So we told Toast that the wind was the father of my/our penguin son. And my "surrogate mother" refuses to pay child support, so now Toast is Daniel's "step father", even though there's been a joke that Toast and I are brother and sister.

Daniel's family is really confusing.

BUT, the whole high school thing comes in when I explained this story to another friend of mine (Who's really a guy I put up with X3 We'll call him Potato.). So I brought Daniel to school to show Potato he was real, and then I've just been carrying him around to my classes, and nobody says anything about it, which is great. XD

[PeachFuzz]

Cute :3

Wait, what..? You have a pet penguin? Or is that story fiction? *is confused*

[sheepsorrel]

Cool story XD

[ThatPinkThing]

@PeachFuzz: It's true, but he's a toy penguin XD

@-Princess Luna-: Hehe, thanks!

[pearlandbrine]

If that happened to me, I would yell at John too lol Nice story.

[ThatPinkThing]

@rabiddonut: Haha! Yep! Thanks :3