[birdtrash54]

Cat: 'Cause I like apples.
Me: But you've never even had apples before.
Cat: Oh yeah? I had one just now.
Me: Facepalm
Cat: Will somebody help me down?
Me: Only if you say please.
Cat: Please? makes puppy eyes
Me: Jump. I'll catch you.
Cat: JUMP!? I'm scared.
Me: Look, a patch of catnip!
Cat jumps. She sniffs around for the catnip. Cat: Yummy!
Me: Alrighty then, let's take some home.
So we did.

The End