Well Chickensmoothians, I am sorry to do this to you, but I must introduce you to Juju cat.
Bad Juju cat.
Now you may be looking at this cat and saying to yourself "aww, he's not that bad. You're silly. In fact, he's kind of cute!"
WRONG. Stop thinking like that right now. It's for your own good.
Well now you're probably thinking "fine then. Explain to me what makes this fluffy, chibi-like cat so big and bad and evil."
Well my friends, I would tell you.
If I knew why.
I had a dream with this cat in it, and I don't know why, but he was evil. E-V-I-L evil. He means business.
So, if the picture of my Juju cat scares you or induces nightmares of any sort, I am so, so sorry.
Really.
Sincere apologies,
Anarchy.

Although it may be tempting (for whatever crazy reason you may have), please do not steal my Juju cat.
Bad Juju cat.
Now you may be looking at this cat and saying to yourself "aww, he's not that bad. You're silly. In fact, he's kind of cute!"
WRONG. Stop thinking like that right now. It's for your own good.
Well now you're probably thinking "fine then. Explain to me what makes this fluffy, chibi-like cat so big and bad and evil."
Well my friends, I would tell you.
If I knew why.
I had a dream with this cat in it, and I don't know why, but he was evil. E-V-I-L evil. He means business.
So, if the picture of my Juju cat scares you or induces nightmares of any sort, I am so, so sorry.
Really.
Sincere apologies,
Anarchy.
Although it may be tempting (for whatever crazy reason you may have), please do not steal my Juju cat.











