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You're minding your own business in the hallway of your college, suddenly the noisy chatter of students is replaced with slamming doors and whimpering. You look up from your phone and realize everyone around you is totally fine, the double doors at the end swing open and your eyes land on *her*. The menace herself Fifi.
The school mascot and the owner of the college's royal pet stands before you with her butler handing over a note. It reads,,,,
"Hello student, the wind of fate has blown your way and you've been selected for a special task. Each year a random person is picked for the pleasure of taking care of my beloved Fifi with the end prize being your entire college tuition paid off. If you are so very lucky to report back with dazzling stars in your progress, you may also be given a management position at one of my many local establishments. If you are to fail and say, harm may come to my darling girl, well... let's say failing college regardless of your grades will be the least of your worries. Accompanying this letter shall be a list of times with their respective tasks you'll need to perform daily to satisfying my munchkin, the tasks are non-negotiable and the times are not flexible. Good luck! - Principal"

By the time you look up, the butler is gone leaving you with Fifi, looking rather smirk and hungry? She grabs your pant leg aggressively ripping the material and sending you falling to the floor with your belongings. You look up and realize she's pulled you into the cafeteria kitchen, confused you open the task list and looking under feeding. You sigh as it says fresh cooking only by the assigned student. You hear Fifi chuckle as she tosses a pot at you, this will not be a fun year.