[ketsup]

STYLISH floofy pawed-hoof lambicorn
{ Custom mane/ears/tail, claws, ccessories, companion parrot, dark sclera }

-SQUAAAAAWK- Give us a joke, give us a joke! -SQUAAAAAWK-

Won by XxFlamepoolxX !

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Piratey Joke:


[bakuraas.]

Username: bakuraas.
Lambicorn name: Rodge
Gender: Male
Piratey Joke:
What kind of pirate has two arms and two legs?
A Beginner.

[ambopteryx]

Username: ambopteryx
Lambicorn name: Skerj
Gender: he/him
Piratey Joke: Did you hear that Bluebeard fell off his ship into the Red Sea? He got marooned!

[smoothie_strawberry]

Username: smoothie_strawberry
Lambicorn name: (true Name) Tom (Pirate Name) The Justice of the Sea
Gender: male
Piratey Joke: What's a Pirate's favorite sea? The Black Sea !
(explanation -w- Black Beard is the most Famous Pirate and Pirates Travel 'seas')

[Lex.]

Username: Lex.
Lambicorn name: Jack Skellington
Gender: Male
Piratey Joke:
Why couldn’t the 12 year old see a pirate movie?

It was rated Arrrr.
(Childhood classic)

[NightMareRose]

Username: NightMareRose
Lambicorn name: Ryker
Gender: Male
Piratey Joke: How about a double!
What did the pirate wear on Halloween?

A pumpkin patch!

[XxFlamepoolxX]

Username: XxFlamepoolxX
Lambicorn name: Barry D. Treasure
Gender: Male
Piratey Joke:
(Man how am I gonna beat these?)

Why is pirating so addictive?

They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

[craig?]

Username: Spottedpuppi
Lambicorn name: Jolly
Gender: Male
Piratey Joke: What's a sure fire trick to get this Lambies favorite movie? Pirate it!

[VashTheStampede]

Username: MeepMorpLazuli
Lambicorn name: Balthazar
Gender: Male
Piratey Joke:
Balthazar: By Davey Jones' locke!
Crew mate, 2 hours later: Here you go, Captain! -struggling to drag in a locker-
Balthazar: what's this?
Crew mate: you said to buy Davey Jones' locker...?

[blood-moon]

Username: blood-moon
Lambicorn name: Roger
Gender: male
Piratey Joke: what kind of fish likes pirates________parrot fish