[bunsniff]

Username: bunsniff
Name: Wolfgang
Pronouns: he/him
Prompt:

When placing Wolfgang on the front stage of your comedy club, you must be careful. You either get two things from the kid, either a hilarious brat with a witty tone or a guy who hops off the stage onto a table which then combusts beneath him. There is simply no in-between. On the nights in which you will find him trying to crowd-surf, he will claim all drinks are on him and then casually skip the tab. He will flirt with both ladies and lads alike and usually end up getting a smack to the cheek. Most of the comedy club owners know the start of his bad episodes and usually can nudge him out before he causes major damage.

[;arboux;]

Username: Jebean03
Name: Jack
Pronouns: he / him
Prompt:

Jack... Isn't like most comedians. The newest club he went to loved him, so he figured he'd keep up the wonderful feeling by going to the big stage, New York. Did it go well? not by a long shot. At the start, he didn't realize it at first, but his tie was undone. He should've left it, but he chose to try and tie it. The poor kid usually had his manager do it, so he ended up with a couple knots in his tie instead (which later was a mess to take off) resultung in howls of laughter from the audience. His clumsiness was amusing, he realized, but his comedian-block was not. Especially when he started talking about the girls in the Vogue magazine.

[Foxil]

Username: Foxil
Name: Vincent
Pronouns: he/him
Prompt:

He started making mom jokes about the owner's mother. The owner took it very personal.

[lucas tazmily]

Username: Pufferheart
Name: Eiran
Pronouns: he/him
Prompt:

He was actually trying to go to the grocery store and he got lost. Somehow, he ended up on the stage of a comedy club. Eiran couldn't think of a single funny joke at all, only bad ones that were somehow related to food. He said a few of them and was promptly thrown out for making the crowd mad. Eiran then walked all the way home, and later realized he never actually ended up going to the grocery store.

[Joke's On You]

Username: Joke's On You
Name: Bo
Pronouns: He/him
Prompt:

The poor guy couldn't stop himself from laughing as he attempted to tell the audience his first joke. The owner ended up kicking him out because he couldn't get past the first line without dying with laughter. There was no point in keeping him there if he couldn't put on a show!

[jointedwishes]

Username: jointedwishes
Name: Marci
Pronouns: she/her
Prompt:
Marcie thought it would be funny to make jokes about the Keldines in the audience, well, that just got the comedy club and whole ton of 1 star reviews and Marci banned for LIFE!

[PleaserOfCrowds]

Username: PleaserOfCrowds
Name: Jack
Pronouns: He/him
Prompt:

Jack wanted to bring a massive, grand piano onto stage for a joke, but later into the night he somehow couldn’t find it. He looked everywhere for the piano, but it was nowhere to be seen. He wasn’t too worried, since he could make do without it, but in his mind it seemed a bit suspicious to lose something of that size, in such a small club. Either way, he was tired and didn’t really have time to check so he went on his way.

The thing was, pianos don’t just magically disappear, and Jack had severely underestimated how tired he was and his ability to misplace things.

When he finished his final joke, the piano suddenly fell from nowhere, crashing onto the stage just behind him as the crowd jumped. Luckily, nobody was hurt, but the manager was furious; rightfully so as the piano belonged to the club and the apparent danger.

After a long awkward silence on stage, Jack tried to make a joke in order to avoid their wrath.

“Oh, so that’s where put it!” He said, nervously trying to remember how it got up there

[waterglow]

Username: waterglow
Name: Hermes
Pronouns: he/ him
Prompt:

It wasn't his turn on stage, in fact he was up next. The man before him made an extremely sexist joke and started making inappropriate remarks about a younger girl in the crowd. Sometimes Hermes just can't control himself. He was kicked out for starting a brawl, but if you ask him it was more than worth it! <3
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[MouseyLavi]

Username: Mouseylavi
Name: Avry
Pronouns: He/Him
Prompt: He is very small, he is trying his best, he has no money, and terrible jokes. He is a sad comedian who can't hold a gig for more than one minute because he is so sad.

[twistersc]

Username: Twistersc
Name: Brennen
Pronouns: he/him
Prompt:

Nice/kind guy who can't get a break, his whole day is full of his terrible luck which is why he has that expression on his face, he also is a server and spilt coffee all over a guest so he had to get sent home early