[LavenderRain]

Username: LavenderRain
Name: Jip
Pronouns: He/him
Prompt:

Jip decided, with it bee-ing a beautiful spring night, to tell some bee puns. At first the room was abuzz with laughter and everyone thought he was the bees knees. However, after making a chu-bee joke, the crowd started to bee-come tired of them. Jip wanted to bee himself though, so he continued to drone on. He was quickly thrown out, but hey, at least he got a hive-five from a fan?

[Lepid]

Username: Lepidopterologist
Name: Alexander The (Not So) Great
Pronouns: he/him
Prompt: Clowns are funny, right? Alex thought that clowns were pretty good at making people laugh. They threw pie in their faces, wore overly-large shoes, and drove in tiny cars. Needless to say, clowns were good at comedy.

Alex decided that instead of making a fool of himself by dressing up as a clown, he would do the next best thing.

Become a magician in less than 24 hours.

His best friend (who was a crush of his) invited him to go to a comedy club with them! He wanted to impress them and, being the awkward self he was, wanted to impress his crush and foolishly told them that he was a comedian. He trapped himself in this situation and couldn't muster up the courage to tell them the truth, and instead stayed committed.

He pulled an all-nighter learning card tricks, something he had never touched in his life. He also tried to learn some coin tricks as well.

When he went up to the stage, everything in the past 24 hours escaped his brain.

He dropped his cards and his friend escorted him out.

Don't worry, though! They got ice cream afterwards and had a good heart-to-heart conversation afterwards.

(200/200)

[Cryptz]

Username: Stardust Cowboy
Name: Eddie
Pronouns: he/him
Prompt: Eddie is a nervous soul and sadly, he kept messing up his lines. Sometimes he would say the punchline too early, or mix up characters in scenarios. He tried his best but he couldn’t help but stutter. Believe it or not, the crowd still tried to encourage him, but the owner kicked him out cause he wasn’t as kind.

The encouragement from the crowd however, still touched his heart. He keeps on practicing, and he hopes to become a well renowned comedian.

[Ucanthandleme]

Username: Ucanthandleme
Name: Peterson
Pronouns: He/Him
Prompt: Got tipsy on some Sprite and lots the ability to walk in a straight line, everyone thought it was part of the act till he face planted on the Mike and started sing lady gaga. He was never seen in a comedy bar again...

[umeboshi]

Username: umeboshi
Name: lax martin
Pronouns: he/him
Prompt: Last night as we sat in Lax’s trailer, I asked him how things went at the comedy club, and as usual, his poker face revealed nothing. After a bit of silence, he spoke up “I brought the house down.” I have him a thumbs up of encouragement. He smiled awkwardly and said “You’d think that was a good thing. Turns out, not so much.” I asked him to explain to me what that meant to him, but he stopped me. “You see, I thought it would be the funniest thing to.. bring the house down.” I pushed him again, now realizing that Lax’s place looked different, wayyy different than before. “Well I ended up crashing my trailer through the back door and onto the stage, right on my cue.” He said, smiling and then continuing “Let’s just say I got kicked out for being too literal.”

[Lex.]

Username: Daisy Mae.
Name: Patrick
Pronouns:He'him
Prompt: He told the following joke,
"What do you call a treat that's crispy and rice? A rice crispy treat!"
*silence*
*angry mob tears him off the stage and continues to throw him out of the window*

yep..... regrettable

[Lordly]

Username: Nixon
Name: Malachi
Pronouns: He / Him
Prompt: He went to the comedy club as usual, walked in, sat down, waited. But the show never came, he looked around and realized he wasn't even in the right place. He proceeds to stand up, and actually go to the right place. He gets there they let him in, he's late of course, he goes to find a seat. Finds one at a table with a lonely person, sits down and the person who was at the table with his scooted roughly in his seat. A female comes back and she freezes and stares at him. They proceed to argue about how he stole her seat, the male behind them join in the argument and before they know it they end up in a brawl and he ended being kicked out. (131 words)

[nermal1999]

Username: nermal1999
Name: Roland
Pronouns: Male
Prompt:
Poor Roland... He's an expecting father,
So all he could seem to do is tell horrible dad jokes.

And the crowd had one too many of those be for throwing him out.

[iinvictus]

Username: freak!
Name: Frankie
Pronouns: he.him
Prompt: (holy,,, omg dream kid)
Frankie shivered at the cold night air, hugging his jacket tighter. Looking forward, he scanned the sea of seemingly endless brick and concrete buildings.
Alas, yes, there- the red neon lights, reading "Louii'z", that was where he was going. Frankie quickened his pace, seeing as it was dark already and some sketchy characters were known to roam about these parts of town. Finally reaching the glass doors of Louii'z, he pushed them open and stood in awe at the interior. Records, posters from previous acts, promotional material for other places around town as well as movies that had passed through the local movie theater hung on plush, red walls. A few patrons were dotted around tables, most on their own.
"Hey, kid are you lost?"
He turned around.
"Slightly. i'm Frankie- Frankie Fitz, i'm here to play a set with my band before the next act comes on? Speaking of, have they arrived yet? "
The other keldine's features soured.
"Yeah, they arrived, and you need to go, now."
"Huh? why?"
"your bandmates decided they had a problem with my authority, and were promptly kicked out- just like you're gonna be."
He sighed, all too familiar with that sentiment.
199 words.

edit- grammar.

[lotus eater]

Username: protogen
Name: Jack
Pronouns: He/Him
Prompt: He was drastically late. But when he did arrive, he told only one funny joke.