[Pumpkin~Spice]

Username: -Saber-
Name: Sirius
Pronouns: He/Him
Prompt: He got kicked out because he kept telling silent jokes. Sirius is mute you see. So he tells jokes through mime. The crowd didn't appearciate his efforts... And worse yet Sirius couldn't even find the words or should i say actions to defend himself.

[Jeepher97]

Username: Jeepher97
Name: Rutherford
Pronouns: he/him
Prompt:

(139 word count)
This mans here got kicked out of the comedy club because he tells to crude of jokes.
Everyone started out laughing until well.. he took it little to far and got boo'd off the stage. He's lucky he missed the couple tomatoes that went wizzing past his head.
As seen here he's a little embarrassed, but he's still trying to go about his way and keep pursuing his passion.
Maybe he'll tone the jokes just a tad next time.. whoops? xD
Instead hes going to try telling his jokes a little farther away up the street on the corner, maybe he'll try comedy clubs again next year... Or at least a different one.
Maybe he will tone it down to dad jokes next time, or something cheesy? All he knows is his technique didn't work in his favor tonight

[the_kiiwii]

Username: 'mags'
Name: Jarin
Pronouns: he/him
Prompt: Jarin was actually preforming. He is an aspiring comedian and this was his first gig, so he of course was nervous. The act was off to a rocky start with him being nervous, however as it went on people still weren't laughing. Jarin, refusing to admit he was unfunny kept going, starting to get a bit agitated. The crowd started booing and he got mad, but didn't stay anything though the wanted to and his anger was obvious. Once the booing set in he was kicked out, people yelling at him to leave and then he got mad, starting to yell abck and was of course, dragged out kicking and angry. HE was dumped on the street outside of the club. Now he is upset.

[sentinel]

Username: SpAceDetective
Name: Wayne
Pronouns: he/him
Prompt: whoopee cushions aren’t that funny

[Gloo Soda]

Username: FerrousFarron
Name: Beckett
Pronouns: he/him
Prompt: Kicked out for not actually being the comedian scheduled for the timeslot. In fact, he's not even a comedian at all. He impersonated one to see how far he could get. Knew the routine of the fellow he was impersonating, but couldn't actually deliver any of the lines because he was laughing through them all.

[Gallifrey]

Username: Gallifrey
Name: Cameron
Pronouns: He/Him
Prompt: Cameron got kicked out of the club when he got nervous during a segment of jokes that were not landing well and licked the microphone. While the guests found this quite funny and entertaining, the club staff and acts meant to follow him were not nearly as amused and tried to kick him out. Cameron wasn't going down without a fight though and before they were able to kicking him off the stage to escort him out, the shoved the entire microphone into his maw and ran out the door, never to be seen in that club again.

[Westsparrow]

Username: westsparrow
Name: Sammy
Pronouns: he/him
Prompt:

To be absolutely honest, he had no idea what he was doing. He joined the comedy club just to humor himself. All he really had on him was an infinite supply of "why did the chicken cross the road" jokes. And nobody likes "why did the chicken cross the road" jokes.

[Maede]

Username: Lucky7wolf
Name: Ryan
Pronouns: They/Them
Prompt: They uh,, made one too many "dad left for milk" jokes and gay jokes and everything just ended up being depressing while they gay panicked on stage

[Lemon Coyote]

Username: Island Rat
Name: Zero
Pronouns: he/him
Prompt:

He is the man behind the slaughter. ( jkjk... unless? )

Zero ended up having such funny jokes, someone ACTUALLY died of laughter

Edited because autocorrect is great )

[Knickknacks]

Username: Knickknacks
Name: Kylen
Pronouns: he/him
Prompt:

As the respective performers came and went from the stage, guests at the comedy club became increasingly aware of an odd snorting sound coming from the back of the room. The cause? Kylen. He was trying to keep it down, he really was- but he has no poker face and couldn't stop himself from laughing. Things came to a head when one of the comedians told a particularly funny joke. Kylen howled with laughter, banged his fist on the table....

...and flipped it.

In the end, it wasn't even the table flipping that was the biggest problem, so much as his obnoxiously loud laugh. Poor Kylen. he just wanted some laughs, bro-!