Feather Boa Name:
Wemberly Waapalaa
What Will Cure Their Craving?: (500 words max)
Wemberly's most insatiable craving is for Doritos. She doesn't care which of the 43 flavors of Doritos she's eating - she just needs them 24-7. Her craving never fades until it is satisfied and she gets her claws on some flavored chips. It all started the day she got a bag free with one of her meals - she decided on a whim to try them, and ever since then, it's all she's ever wanted to eat. She initially just got the Cool Ranch Doritos, so those hold a special place in her memory, but she'll eat ANY of the flavors to satisfy her craving. Nacho Cheese, Taco, Toasted Corn, Spicy Sweet Chili, Black Garlic, Fiery Habanero, Blazin' Buffalo and Ranch, Jumpin' Jack (1990), Jumpin' Jack (2013), Rainbow, Four Cheese, Black Pepper Jack, Tex-Mex, Nacho Cheesier 3D's, Jalapeno Cheddar 3D's, Zesty Ranch 3D's, Nacho Cheese Baked, Cooler Ranch Baked, Sour Cream and Onion, Nacho Cheesier Rollitos, Cooler Ranch Rollitos, Zesty Taco Rollitos, Pizza Supreme, Salsa, Salsa Verde, Guacamole, Smoky Chipotle BBQ, Ranch Dipped Hot Wings, Enchilada Supreme, Nacho Cheese Crunchy Taco, Cool Ranch Crunchy Taco, Cheeseburger, Tacos at Midnight, Last Call Jalapeno Popper, White Nacho Cheese, Cheesy Enchilada and Sour Cream, Ranch Pizza Cravers, Blue Cheese Hot Wings, Zesty Salsa Chicken Sizzler, Zesty Taco and Chipotle Ranch, Baja Picante, and Ketchup - there are just so many flavors to choose from, and Wemberly couldn't possibly pick just one as her ultimate favorite craving! She'll often dip her Doritos into sour cream or salsa that she has lying around for an added kick of flavor, but she'll just as readily eat them straight out of the bags. Wemberly consumes around 500 bags of Doritos per year, and with every year her tolerance grows, so each year she ingests even more of the crunchy chips. She simply can't get enough of the bold flavors, and will keep coming back to them no matter what other foods she tries. Nothing satiates her appetite quite like a bag of these flavorful chips.
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