feather boa name: Wednesday Wendellson (goes by Wendy or D.W.)
what will cure their craving?:
Nothing beats the munchies like cursed garden gnomes!
D.W. has found that when she's hungry, and when not
even the filling properties of three jars of almond butter
can suffice, lawn decorations seem to be the way to go -
especially when they're antique or cursed by some sort of
super natural entity... or her neighbor, Linda!
It doesn't matter what time of day it is, or how much she's
eaten that day, D.W. has always found herself to be
almost on the verge of starvation. Luckily for her, one
day she was eating trash when she stumbled across the
candy colored gnome of her neighbor Linda's yard. Hungry
and not thinking straight, D.W. ate the lawn protector and
felt an instant satisfaction within her gut. Curious as to
how a plaster statue could fill her up, she promptly asked
Linda the secret to her gnomes to which she was then
greeted by hysterical screaming that explained the hungry
boa had just crunched on a 100 year old cursed lawn decoration.
But, boy! Did eating a potentially harmful spell feel so fulfilling!
So with this new found knowledge, D.W. began purchasing,
and even stealing, cursed gnomes to munch on in order to cure
her insatiable appetite.
extra?:
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