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Owner - http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=574047
Name - Erik
Gender - Male

[ Username ] Gleib Jelky
[ Name ] Erik | 'powerful' or 'forever strong'
[ Gender ] Male
[ Erik's Life Pun ] When you tryna be cheesy but everyone around you is laughtose intolerant.
[ Extra - Erik's Such a Punny Guy ] Why so serious? Oh don't worry, Erik isn't. [271/300]
Bentley lay drawing when suddenly, "Dude! My paper tore!" Erik laughed, "Awe, how tearable!" Frowning Bentley grumbled, "You're a real piece of work man." Smiling his clever half smile Erik replied, "Dontcha mean a real pizza work?" "That doesn't even make sense," Bentley yelled at him. "All right, all right... that one was bad," Erik paused for a moment, "Ya know what we should be for Halloween?" Bentley tentatively asked, "What?" "We can be ghosts! Just a couple of no bodies," Erik finally managed to get Bentley to laugh and he smiled. Bentley rolled his eyes at Erik who was laying upside down with his tongue hanging out and his legs in the air. Erik stood and shoved Bentley, "Dude you just need to think like a proton, positively." Bentley grumbled and rolled over as if to sleep. Erik rolled over Bentley, "Bentleeyyy, you're one day closer to eating nachos!" Bentley opened one eye to look at Erik, "Oh yeah? What if I die tomorrow?" Erik laughed hysterically, "Then it's nacho lucky day!" Bentley buried his face in his arm, "Ugh! I fell right for that one!" Erik sat for a minute with his tail in his mouth, "One more, one more! What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?" Bentley laughed, "It becomes daytrogen, I already know that one. I'm going to bed." Erik put his paws on Bentley's shoulders, "Good nitrogen." Bentley looked up at Erik, "Sleep tightrogen." Erik squealed like a child, "Yesssss!!! Don't let the bed bugs bitrogen." The boys' laughter settled down as they snored under the stars.

He reminds me of my boyfriend... dark brown hair, green eyes... I'm in love all over again o.o

AYYYEEE!!!
I stole 444!!! HAHAHAHAH *cough*

Gimme a punny pun

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Primarily judged on the pun
Prettying up is cool ^^
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[Fox,]

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Fox,

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Komi - short for 'komisch', which translates to 'funny' in german

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Female - Straight

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Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?
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They're always TWO TIREd!!
i am so sorry ;-;

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Komi is a fun-loving, warmhearted, caring viscet. She's friends with everyone, especially the ones who don't have many friends. She cherishes these friendships more than anything in her life, and loves making new ones.

As for her personality, she is actually shy, snappy sometimes, and sarcastic. The reason Komi acts this way is because she's either not feeling well, or not having the best of days. But, in the end, she'll straighten herself out, apologize, and repair the broken hearts, if there were any.

One of her best relationships is with her love, Duft. Both being cheerful, they instantly clicked. The two of them mentally support each other, in the good times and bad. Komi lives in the woods with Duft, underneath a giant oak tree. They had found the spot when they were young, while exploring the woods together.

Komi's favorite food are blueberries, and she loves them immensely. Eating them with almost every meal, it keeps her healthy and happy. She had a bush planted right outside her den for her birthday once, and enjoys every little berry.

One of her most cherished items is her pair of socks. Given to her by Duft on Christmas on year, she fell in in love them, and now wears them for good luck, and comfort.

All in all, Komi is a very loving viscet, with kindhearted intentions, and a great love for blueberries and socks. <3

[dox.]

Username - мιкαєℓα нуαкυуα
Name - Lupia
Gender - Agender
Pun - "What do you call a magic owl? HOOdini."
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Res~

[Sullivan Maurus]

: Username :
Amxen no.XV

: Name :
Comic Sans

: Gender :
Male

: Pun :
Aren't skeleton puns humerus?

: Extra :
No extra, sorry. Didn't have enough time to do one. Plus , it was optional anyway.

[aidoneus.]

Marking to see the winner

[Razors]

Username - Razors
Name - Peajay
Gender - Female
Pun - Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy....
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[tenlittlesoldierboys]

Username - tenlittlesoldierboys
Name - Charlie
Gender - male
Pun - "What do you call someone with no body and a nose?" - "Nobody knows!"

[Auror]

Username - Auror
Name - Slyth
Gender - Female
Pun - I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
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[Stårry]

Username - Marki-Moo
Name - Jensen
Gender - Male
Pun - Rick Astley will let you borrow any Disney movie in his collection except one.

He's never gonna give you Up.

1 Extra (optional) - N/a yet <3