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Username: Infinite.
Xholi name:
Favorite Joke:
What position were they before and why they were deemed unworthy:

[suds]

cookie cat?? .o.

username polo. name saccharine meaning excessively sweet or sentimental. pre position scout

she huffed, burning the pups mess to a crisp, frowning as they continued to run around with their sitter. she thought about her job, or the one she used to have before she had gotten too friendly with an intruder and let all of her clans stock be stolen. what a shame, to be demoted from an "okay," rank down to worse. sacchari always dreamed big, loving her rosy gem right where she could proudly display it, her front. cursing to herself softly, her faded denim eyes clouded over with anger, of her own self. since her gem was on her throat, she could eat a few rocks and turn them into fire, scorching anything she needed to.

her days as a scout were lovely, most of the time only lost xholis showed up, looking for their pack. she could nap, though the others encouraged her not to, a few would curl up next to her in the warm morning sun. there was nothing the others couldnt handle, and right now she regretted being so carefree about it all. her memories were whisked away by the sound of laughter and the absence of their sitter. coughing, she raised her voice to an unrealistic "fairy" voice, getting ready for her little prank. "ah, yes, excuse me young ones!" she chirped, batting her long eyelashes as the pups trotted over to her.

they gasped in awe at her cheeks, tinted with a pink as the rest of her was decorated in blue hues and the gentle color of a rose petal. "who are you?" the bravest pipped, scrunching their face up in thought. "why, im the treat fairy! i show good pups the secret stash of candy i have stored here, but you cant tell anyone else about it!" hushing them gently, while they nodded quickly. sneaking them out of camp and taking them away where no one could hear them. she scooped up a pawfull of dirt, "now, i have to disguise it as earth so the bad guys wont steal it. here, have some!"

slowly, the pups each took a bite, and realizing it really was just mud, they spat it out and ran back to their pupsitter, who was wondering where they had gone, leaving a cackling sacchari behind.

[slurm]

Though he is beautiful and I feel like I have a pretty solid concept I lack real connection therefore I would rather someone else win this Xholi

-_username_-
BossLeader

-_xholi name_-
Aidan

-_joke_-
Aidan enjoys joking that he was promoted to Keeper when his pack decided he was too valuable to risk leaving camp to fight or hunt.
The joke has become a little bit of a false reality to him because he was devastated by the demotion.

-_previous position_-
Aidan from an early age showed eagerness to chase and destroy small moving things. After training he was granted position as hunter despite his bright colors because of his speed which allowed him to catch animals such as rabbits, and his strength to quickly deal the killing blow.
His first fall as a new hunter there was a lack of animals he was capable of catching. He caught a single squirrel over a period of three weeks. In the winter he didn't manage to catch anything.
Others in his pack suggested his strength may prove useful in sentinel position, but he lacked bravery to face foxes, badgers, wolves, and other animals that posed a threat.
He was demoted to Keeper position where he still works hard and proves to be useful at home. He wishes to be a hunter still but it was decided that if he could only manage to catch spring and summer rabbits that he was not useful enough in that area.

[Anastasia]

Username:
Xholi name:
Favorite Joke:
What position were they before and why they were deemed unworthy:

[RedFur1322]

Username: RedFur1322

Xholi name: Jasper

Favorite Joke:
Jasper used it grow special berries that tasted horribly bitter. She called it the "Baricude Berry". Jasper would take someone's prey and stuff it with these berries as quickly as she could, and being small, tiny little bundles, no one ever suspected a thing. Until they ate it, and Jasper started cackling like a hyena.

What position were they before and why they were deemed unworthy:
Jasper used to be a healer. Being a bit insane, Jasper had issues with taking this job in a professional manner. Her joke originated from this part of her life, were helpless or sick Xholis were given prey filled with Baricude Berries when Jasper tried to make them laugh and feel better. Sadly, no one ever got her joke, and others started getting worried. The Clan Leader deemed this unacceptable, and knew lives were at stake. Jasper was sentenced to life keeper to learn some respect, though she still pranks others.

[Jaydoge]

Username: Jaydoge
Xholi name: Andraste
Favorite Joke: How many blood mages does it take to light a torch? Two. One mage for sacrifice and another to stab the other mage and summon the demon to light the torch for them.
What position were they before and why they were deemed unworthy: Andraste was previously a healer, but after several severe mishaps that resulted in the deaths of Xholi pups he was supposed to heal, he was demoted to keeper so no more lives would be lost by his clumsy paws.

[Loadingconstella]

Username: B l a z e.
Xholi name: Neo
Favorite Joke:

"Yeah, That one's a keeper!" (Like, someone is talented at something - soccer for example - and the coach says to that someones parents, "They're a keeper!" - in a proud worthy sense, however, in this case...well...)

What position were they before and why they were deemed unworthy:

Neo was a Hunter, and a very good one at that - she used her gem to feel the heat of other prey, the radius being about 12 feet around her, however, one day she was hunting when a friend rushed past chasing some prey, which had spooked her and cause her to spew out flames that set some of their territory on fire. No one was hurt, however, there was little to no prey for weeks since the conditions of the forest was rather um... ash-y.

[Akami-chan]

Officially closed! Winner will be posted later today C:

[Katie_monkey]

Good luck everyone! everyone did so good :)

[Akami-chan]

Really great jokes guys!
With some help, it's been decided that our winner this time is Blaze. for a hilarious joke and a great backstory for it.
Congratulations!