[Charchar2]

username: charchar2
name: alael
gender: male
joke?
x
x

[chescab]

username: chescab
name: Chry
gender: Female
joke?

Knock Knock,
Who's There?
Who.
Who Who?
Who Who? Your not an owl

[Relamune]

username: Somber Cheza
name: Zieds
gender: Male
Joke? I hope you dont mind if I post three?

[sheepsorrel]

username: cupcake frosting
name: wooded
gender: male
joke?

I once knew a man who's whole left side was cut off!
he's all right now.

[Chibi]

username:Chibi
name:Leken
gender:Male
joke?

[▷ Dreamcatcher ◁]

- username -
▷ Dreamcatcher ◁

- name -
Virgo

- gender -
female

- joke/Gif -

[wandzie.]

Username;
Hey, i'm ~Wanda~! I non owner c: I really, really like these guys though!

Name:
I'd like to name this gal, Coco, after her colours c: The joke is sorta to do with Coco too, I did that on purpose XD

Gender:
Female please?

My joke:
In my holiday to one Asian country, I happened to make a friendship with a local guy while I was drinking a softdrink Fanta. He speaks broken English, but I can fairly understand him. I offered him a softdrink, to that he choose Coco Cola.
The guy was showing some postcard of Mountains to me. They are really beautiful and just remarked "Fantastic!".
I also showed him some beautiful pictures of country side stored in my digital camera, where I have trekked. To my surprise! Can you guess what was his remark?...
He remarked "Coco Colastic!"

[Expresso.]

username: rosiebell

name: Fan

gender: Female

joke?
"Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers."

[Levina]

username: Luckie.
name: Kenneth
gender:Male
joke?
There was once a boy who had to learn his ABCs
for school. So he went home and asked his mom what the 1st letter of the alphabet was.

The mom was busy so she said,

"Not now honey."

So the boy goes to his dad, who'€™s watching the football game.

Boy: Hey, dad. What'€™s the 2nd letter of the alphabet?

Dad: 49! 49!

So the boy goes to his big sister, who is talking on the phone.

Boy: Emily, what's the 3rd letter of the alphabet?

Emily (sister): SHUT UP! I'€™M ON THE PHONE!!!

So the boy goes to his little brother, who's watching Batman.

Boy: What'€™s the 4th letter of the alphabet?

Little brother: Duh, Duh, (annoying but addicting theme song) Batman!

So the boy goes to his little sister, who is watching Barbie.

Boy: Do you know what the 5th letter of the alphabet is?

Little sister: Beep! Beep! In my Barbie car!

Finally, the last thing for his homework, he had to find out the 6th letter of the alphabet. So he decides to go to the plumber who is trying to unplug the family'€™s toilet.

Boy: Mr. Plumber, sir. Do you know what the 6th letter of the alphabet is?

The plumber doesn'€™t hear him because he'€™s listening to a song on his iPod. When the song suddenly changes, he starts singing.

Plumber: Deep down in the toilet!

The next day at school:

Teacher: Jimmy? What is the 1st letter of the alphabet?

Jimmy (boy): Not now honey!

Teacher: How old do you think I am!

Jimmy: 49! 49!

Teacher: You'€™re going to the principal'€™s office!

At the principal's office:

Principal: Hello! I hear your learning your ABCs! What'€™s the 3rd letter of the alphabet then?

Jimmy: SHUT UP! I'M ON THE PHONE!!!

Principal: Who do you think you are?!?!

Jimmy: Duh Duh, Batman!
Principal: Do you really think you'€™ll get away with this!

Jimmy: Beep! Beep! In my Barbie car!

Principal: That'€™s it I'm calling your parents! Where do you live?

Jimmy: Deep down in the toilet!

[a sky full of stars]

username: 42
name: Ayako
gender: havent decided yet xD
joke?

coming must reserve tho