
"If it's too loud, you're too old!"
The name's Catastrophe. Don't overuse it. That hairless monkey Kit thought it would be oh so funny to give me this pun of a name - you know, because I look like a cat. Haha. Hilarious. Anyways, I personally prefer that you call me Cat, or we might have a problem.
female . young adult
Yeah yeah, I know I look a little heavy set - it's the fur. So don't mistake me for a dude, got it?
saxophone . fedora . tie . glasses
Ah yes, the things I can't live without. My sexyphone for one thing - I always carry it with me. Sometimes in a case, sometimes strapped to my back. Sometimes I just wail some tunes while I travel so I don't have to carry the darn thing. Either way, it is my outlet, and without it, I would be lost. My hat, tie, and glasses are all so I fit in with the scene, y'know. Can't go into a jazz club without them. And the piercings... they are just part of me as well.
It's all about the music, baby.
Well, I'm sure your little human brain has figured out by now that jazz is what I do. Whoopee. It's not all I do, of course - I spend a decent amount of time trying to tame this hair of mine. Sometimes I style it differently - it never lasts, though. *sigh*
Okay, I get it, I'm straying off topic, jeeze. You don't have to give me that look. So, about jazz. I was a sexyphonist in a jazz band in my teen years. How did I even get started? Well, as I bean, I just picked the darn thing up and started playing. Of course, I was no Mozart, but I was fully self-taught. The sax was from my grandfather... or something. Either way, the thing is old. Anyways, jazz band in highschool, yeah. Then I ditched those suckers to do my own thing.
I have been playing solo at clubs, coffee joints, and, well, anywhere as long as I can remember. I've met some real cool cats in my day, although I never stick around anywhere for too long. Stuff gets all mushy after awhile - can't say I'm a fan.
Well what are you still standing around for? I'm done sharing my story. Jeeze. Go bug somebody else.
























