Username: Carbon
Name: Wisteria I would have called her Bubblegum, but when I heard Wisteria, I just couldn't go back! XD(
hates it when people call her that)
Nickname: Ria (Ree-Uh) (
I think it's pretty!)
Gender: Female
Age: 5 and a half (
to be exact)
Birthday: March 29th (
not the 30th, not the 28th... The 29th)
Why I Want Her: She is simply adorable! Her coloring is absolutely light and easy on the eyes. And her eyes are so intricate, yet so beautiful, almost mesmerizing. Who wouldn't want this adorable little fluff ball?! Her design is simple and yet complex at the same time. And she reminded me of a wisteria flower, just happy and cheery looking. And her little grin could light up a room. I love her to bits and I wish her new owner (probably won't be me) congrats and best of luck with this little ball of cuteness.
Personality: Qualities:ShyAww! Look at her! She's so cute!... there she goes, behind my leg again. Its like playing Whack a Mole! When she meets someone new, she hides behind me and periodically pokes her head out. She grins at you until you make eye-contact, then she darts back behind me, giggling sweetly. After she has warmed up to you, she is all over you! Like a Magnet to metal, good luck prying her off! She gets extremely talkative and you are left wondering if this is the same cute kid you met before.
If you are looking to win her over, you need to pretend to ignore her while keeping one eye on her to tempt her out of her shell while offering her tasty tidbits (she loves food!) and offer to play with her. Chances are, if you offer to be her playmate she will adorn your head with an extremely goofy hat or much, much worse. You are allowing yourself to be subjected to a variety of different treatments. You can try to sway her to your choice of fate; humiliation by princess, faerie, or uppity-lady out to tea. These are some of the few things she might do to you in return for your acceptance.
CaringWhen she was just a wee one, she was playing outside with her friend when she found a spider. Her friend didn't like spiders and he tried to squish it. He crushed its leg, and Ria was crushed. But, with my help, we splinted the spider's leg and fed it flies until it recovered, we then set it free. Ever since then, Ria has always been very kind and compassionate towards critters, big and small alike. She has a palomino pony named Daffodil (she is affectionately known as Daffi) that she cares for. She loves her animals and they love her back!
QuietYou may sit there for a few minutes talking to her, asking her questions, trying to prompt a response. She is a very quiet bean. I asked her once why she was so quiet and she said it was because she didn't have anything fitting to say. However, if you get started about baby animals, princesses, or faeries. Cover your ears, because she is suddenly Ms. Chatterbox. She doesn't say much of anything unless you are talking about the things she likes to talk about.
Centers her ideas and her perceptions around herself and how she experiences
the worldInquisitiveShe is a very curious and experimental girl. She likes testing limits and asking a ton of questions. If you tell her a story, prepare to be interrupted a bunch throughout the whole thing and being peppered with questions like, Why was it raining? What was his name? Who was he and what was he doing?
BrightShe is very intelligent and gets bored very easily. She can figure out complex problems that stump even the smartest adults! She loves loves loves to play chess (she also might enjoy beating me too). When she goes into her little world, she makes up mysteries that her and her little imaginary friends have to solve. Poor Mr. Bunny gets all of the blame...
TolerantWhen she was younger, her older brother, Cide, bullied her relentlessly. When she was being bullied, Snicket, her other older brother, was her rock. He was always there for her, through thick and thin. So form taking all of that bullying, she is now a bean with an abnormally high tolerance level for anything. It takes quite a lot of effort to make her very mad.
Quirks:Forgetful
She has a very hard time remembering all of the other bean's names, so she often calls them by the name of their sibling or of another dragon that looks like them.
Makes up new wordsRia likes to make up her own words, then peppers her speech with them. She expects us to already know what they mean, so she gets slightly agitated when I ask her for the definition.
Slightly Autistic this could either be considered a quality or a quirk
Theme Song/s: Steady As She Goes by Owl City&
Simple Song by Zella Day 
Rhyming Poem/s:I once met a very sweet JBD,
whose nickname had but letters three.
She romped right over and sat in my lap,
As I sang, she smiled with joy.
The melodious sounds combined with the magic in the air,
Made it seem like sparkles were glittering in her hair
She giggled her little laugh,
like the sound of a burbling brook.
She looked up at me with those big soulful eyes,
and I knew right then, she had to be mine, or I would suffer a painful demise.
I picked her up in my arms and cradled her as if she were fine crystal,
I took her back to my cottage and there we sat down to cookies.
Non-Rhyming Poem/s:I asked my mom to read this and it made her cry!Wisteria is a child,
She enjoys life's small pleasures,
She loves turning over leaves,
To discover what is hiding on the underside.
Others might think she's weird or strange,
Because she giggles a bit,
But that's because they miss the little things,
That is the joy of youth, She sees the grownups,
Bobbing about their business,
Like little birds, they miss the possibility
that there might be magic in the air!
Fairies, flitting about the room, or a dragon on your bed.
They lose the ability to "see" the happenings,
Or so she thinks, when they turn old.
They stop believing, stop pretending.
Their imagination becomes cob-webby and moldy-prune like.
Her advice to beans everywhere is never stop,
pretending, imagining, playing.
For if you do, you will lose sight of what matters.
Growing old is not a choice, acting it is.
Haikus:A caring dragon
A human comes to love her
A bond forever.
~
Purple JBD
She speaks German very well
She is very shy
~
She watches faeries
She is happy and carefree
Imagination.
Short Story:I went to the local shelter and I was looking for a new companion. There were lots of beans clamoring for attention, but one in particular caught my eye. She was a youngin', she looked to be only about 5. Her glistening, light-purple coat looked like someone had dumped a jar of faerie dust on it, it was so shiny and glinty! *-* She didn't jump up when I came by, she just sat and looked at me with her hue, doleful, puppy eyes, begging to take her home with me. I knelt down to get to her eye level and she got up, and very gracefully strode over to front of the enclosure. She jumped up and put her fluffy front paws on the screen and cocked her head. That was it for me, I was hooked. I needed to get that little girl out of there Pronto! I filled out the paper work, paid the fee and took her home. I put her in the basket of my bicycle and I pedaled back to my cottage in the woods. When we got there, I opened the door but she would not go in! After a few seconds I noticed that she was enthralled with a lady bug on a flower section of my Wisteria vine. I got it! I had a name for her. Wisteria. I called her that from inside the cottage and she barreled into me and knocked me over. As she was sitting triumphantly on my chest I decided that that name was perfect for her. As she grew, she made it VERY clear that she didn't appreciate being called Wisteria, instead, she insisted on being called Ria instead. She loves holding tea parties for her friends and telling/hearing stories. For her fourth birthday, I got her a flower charm for her collar. She wears it all the time! She enjoys playing dress-up. She always wants me to partake too. It's very funny seeing me in dress up clothes!
Her favorite strange wearable item of choice is her blue princess hat.
She LOVES Cha Siu Bao (BBQ pork buns). Like, alot.
When she eats sugar, she turns into a purple Tasmanian devil-tornado from about 20 minutes until about 2 hours after consumption. DO NOT, I repeat, do not give her sugar!!!
by sodafarts » Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:29 am 
