
Likes: • Paradoxes
• Music
• Saltwater
• Birds
• Art
• Simplicity
• Star and Cloud Watching
• Singing
• Cool Colors
"They're the best."
Age:33, born on November 13th, 1979 at 3:33pm.
"33 and proud."
Size: About the size of a German Shepard.
"I'm pretty normal in size."
Theme Song: The Saltwater Room; Owl City "The most lovely song ever."
Quirks: She usually uses bigger and more complex words
when speaking, and she never leaves without
her iPod in her pouch or in her ears.
"I will never desert my precious iPod."
Dislikes: • Bright Colors
• Summer
• Heat
• Droughts
• Complicated Things
• Cities
• Creepers
• Insects
"They suck, to me."
Allergies: Cotton and Steel
"Strange but true, sadly."
Love Interests:Searching for a male who will
appreciate her for who she is...
Although she especially likes
Flashlight, owned by Kitteh.
"Well, I'm searching, but yes, I do very
much fancy Flashlight. His personality
just...pops. Plus, he's handsome.
But other than them, I'm single,
so, yeah. COME AT ME BROS."
Orientation: Straight
"I'm straight, not lesbian, straight."
Name:
Collina
"Hey, yep, Collina's the name"
Nicknames:
Lina, Colli
"You can call me those, if you want."

Gender:
Female
"Um...not a male here."

Personality:
. Easy-going .
"Dude, I go with the flow. If it didn't happen, it wasn't meant to be.
I will easily drift through trends and other things, and just do my own thing. I don't care.
Do you care? I don't. I'm sorry, but I won't stick to something unless I know it's absolutely right."
. Teasing .
"Oh, hey, dude, want some of my cookie? *Noms* Oop, sorry, guess I ate it.
Want a hug instead? Oh, sorry you tripped on my tail, totally not my fault, sorry, bro...Yeah, so,
real sorry...hey, you're kinda cute.
Want to go an a date or something?"
. Independent .
"I do my own thing. No matter what people tell me to do. I always
do things that I think are right. They aren't always
right, but that doesn't mean that I don't do them.
I always have a bunch of original ideas on me. I hate haters.
They hate."
. Intelligent .
"You need help with your homework? Oh, what do you need help with?
The closest star system to our Sun? Easily Alpha Centauri, a binary system and
a loosely orbiting red dwarf star called Proxima Centauri...
I think. Yes, it has to be. You need more help?"
. Sarcastic .
"Yeah, so want to get some ice cream? Where are we going to get it?
From the pizza man, duh. The ICE CREAM MAN. Oh, you don't like ice cream.
Well, then I'm a starfish. We're going to get ice cream. Yep, from the pizza man. *eye roll*
. Unique .
"I am unique. No doubt. I love unusual songs, I love unusual poetry,
I have unusual hobbies. I love to write unusual stories, as well. I am forever using
stranger words and larger words. I'm making a exception for you now. I always am making up unusual words.
. Imaginative .
"I am very eccentric and imaginative. I am always daydreaming and thinking about
odd things. I love paradoxes especially. They're so fun to think about.
They challenge belief. I love making up strange things as well, to entertain my imagination.

Story:
The wind blew in my fur as the smell of saltwater overwhelmed me. My paws sunk into the soft sand of Santa Cruz, and the cool air was refreshing. I grinned, happy to be away from all the commotion of busy cities. The beach was closed that day, due to thunder storming. The storm has passed, but the sand was still wet and the sky still crackled with thunder and lightling. I trotted along the beach, my fur waving in the breeze. My swirls on my coat graced the sky and sea.
I scanned the beach, my sharp blue eyes focusing on a silhouette on the horizon. My eyes strained to see the figure, but eventually, I saw that is was another JBD. It was about my size, and was a grey-blue color. It looked a lot like me, but darker and had shades upon it's face. It sauntered up to me and flicked it's tail hello. I was stunned for a bit. It looked so much like me. I finally got to my senses and trotted up to it.
"Hey, wait up," I said. "What's the hurry? You really shouldn't be here at this time. It's about to storm." The JBD turned around to face me. "Well, what are you doing out here, then?" It replied. I realized that this was indeed a female JBD. She seemed so sure of herself.
Just like me.
"Well...I..." I failed to come up with an answer for this JBD. "It doesn't matter. May I ask who you are? The name's Collina." The other JBD's shades slipped from her face a bit, and I caught a glimpse of her bright blue eyes before she shoved them up again. "It doesn't matter," She said, mimicking me. My face turned slightly pink. This JBD was starting to annoy me.
"So many excuses," She teased. "And I thought you would be interesting." She then walked past me, her head held high in triumph. I growled under my breath. Who did this JBD think she was? I was gonna teach her a lesson. I was not going to give her the satisfaction of trumping me.
Time for some mind games.
I chased after her, stopping in front of her. Her shades prevented me from seeing her eyes, so she appeared emotionless, other than her mouth twitching in amusement. "What now?" She said sarcastically. I stared her down. "You seem to think you're so much better than me, so sure of yourself, right?" She snorted and her shades slid down again.
"'Cuz I am, genius," She said.
"Then I challenge you to a riddle contest. If you win, I will give you...this!" I pulled out a wad of saltwater taffy. I was so ticked off, I didn't even care that that was my private supply.
The other JBD's mouth opened slightly. I could see that she was interested. She closed her mouth abruptly and nodded swiftly.
"Deal!" She cried. "And if you win, which you never will, I will give you...this." She pulled a shiny silver iPod nano out of her pouch. She pressed the center, and it started to play lovely music. Even thought I'm allergic to steel, I wanted it.
"I'll go first," I said smugly. I started to speak a riddle of my own origin.
"Seven shiny things I saw
Seemingly made of tooth and claw
Shells are to unfold
To reveal a treasure greater than gold.
What am I?"
The JBD answered after minute of thinking. "An egg!" She cried. "My turn!"
"Stopping water
In its flow
Turning an ocean
Into bone.
What am I?"
I replied quickly. "Ice!" I said.
The game continued for a while, each riddle harder than the next. It was my turn. I stated my last riddle.
"The one who makes it doesn't need it
The one who buys it doesn't need it
But the one who needs it can't get it.
What am I?"
The JBD was puzzled. "Time?" She asked hesitantly. I shook my head no. "Death?" I shook my head no again. She looked down and gave me her final answer.
"The Universe?"
"No!" I said. "A coffin!" I grinned. "Now, iPod, please?" Her face drooped. She reluctantly handed over the iPod. I felt so bad for her, being so sure of herself, that I handed her a few pieces of saltwater taffy. Her face lit up and she gulped a piece down.
"I have to say, kid, you've got brains," She said. I'm older than you, I thought. "And the name's Sasha."
She began to walk away, but she paused, turning back to me. "If you ever want a re-match, call me." Her eyes gleamed. With that, she disappeared over the horizon.
I still have that iPod to this very day.
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Words used: 799.

Sasha belongs to Winkatuck. Thanks for letting me use her, Wink. <33

Art:
By me:
X x X x X x X x X x X x X x X
Featuring other JBD's:
Toast, owned by ~Apple~
Callaina, owned by Jayflight ~
Flashlight, owned by Kitteh
By others:
xAnime_Loverx
Jayflight ~
Jayflight ~
~punkstache
See form for more art.
Sorry if I got some of the markings wrong. ;A;

Why I want it:
I think it's self-explanatory. I fell in love with her markings, her uniqueness. I watched you stream this and watched her evolve. I loved her at first sight when I saw your colors. I popped in with suggestions for him/her and...well, I think you get the rest.
I've never seen a JBD like this. Grey and blue. I've always loved these colors, to be honest. Her eyes speak a story, and I would be honored to tell it.
I will be upset if I lose, of course, but I believe that the owner of this JBD, whether it is me or not, deserves him/her. As a wise Chickensmoothie-er once said,
"If you lose a JBD, it was never yours. If you win a JBD, it was always yours."
So, thank you for this opportunity.
Peace off.
"Yeah, I'm just that cool."