[BlackWren]

Lost my connection with this Plume ;^;

[orca-xing]

-Lost my connection with this lil' guy. Good Luck to everyone!-

[LauraK]

♣ Eee
reserve ;v; <3

Name;;
Gender;;
Sexuality;;
Personality;;
Art;;
Puns;;
Interests;;
Favorite Song;;
Original/Unoriginal(?) Poem;;

Yipe ;--; Dropping out, terribly sorry </3

[ExplodingInk]

[*]art
[*]puns [the more the better yesss BE ORIGINAL OK]
you can order the art
maximum 1500 words

reserving

[enomoto]

mg
All these puns...
Can you knot.
//shot so hard

[reefsharkivist]

Name:Poisson

Art (by me):
http://birdheart54.deviantart.com/art/The-only-way-I-can-get-an-image-in-HTML-463388741?ga_submit_new=10%253A1403706523

Puns:
-The thing about cheesy puns is you have to keep them brie-f

-I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

-When chemists die, they barium.

-Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

-I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

-This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

-I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

-I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

-Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

-When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

-"Urology department. Can you hold?"

-Broken pencils are pointless.

-A dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary is a thesaurus.

-I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

-I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded the dough.

-Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

-A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

-When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

-Without geometry, life is pointless.
-When you dream in colour, it’s a pigment of your imagination.

-A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

-What’s the definition of a will? (Come on, it’s a dead giveaway!)

-A backwards poet writes inverse.

-In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes.

-He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.

-Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

-A termite walks into a bar and says “Is the bar tender here?”

Poisson usually makes puns that people might not understand at first. Usual symptoms of the intelligent Plumerian's puns are groaning, eye-rolling, and literally ROFLing.

[extraterrestrial]

End Date
July 15th

[Adonis]

DEAR GOD RES

So..hott.. res with name Maximus

[broker]

really cute design <33

if I may, here's a little blinkie animation for the future winner. c:



good luck competitors & judge(s)!

[Brûlée]

So let's say you're me, and you're looking through the created pets board {as one does.} And let's say I happen to stumble upon a pun contest, for a species I love oh-so-much: Plumerians.

Being a bit of a pundit in the field of puns, I decide to take a crack at it. I hope you won't find this form punishing!

username:
Brûlée
name:
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a wall?
Arte!
gender:
What gender are you most likely to find in a P.O box?
Male.
Likes:
Coffee.
[Just like any average joe, he can't really start bean himself before his morning cup.]
Cheese.
[While he surely isn't provolone in his love for it, he'd never swiss a chance to eat it.]
Easter.
[Ever since he got that rabbit's foot, it's always been an eggcellent day for him.]
Dislikes:
Ducks.
[Things never go swimmingly for him if he's around a duck, they always ruffle his feathers.]