AnimalJam Speak || V.3

[paperjack.]

Ok ok i was playing AJ like a few minutes ago and these are 2 stories one was long time a go and one was just a hour ago so this is what happens

Me: *plays aj with no care* Oh look at jam a gram
Weird person's Jam a gram: can i have your collar? I will trade my list
Me: Ok i will check your list :3 *looks at list and gets a jam a gram*
Weird person's jam a gram: Unlock your den plz
Me: Ok i was about to check your trade *Unlocks den*
Weird person and their buddies come along
Me: Wait what? Why are all these people doing here
People: Blah blah blah blah blah
Weird person who Jam a grammed me: You scammed my collar
Me: *Awkward silence* Wait what?
People: *Spazzes out*
Random yeller 1: YOU SCAMMED D:<
Me: Wait no! I didnt :c
Random Yeller 2: SHOULD WE REPORT YOU >?
Me: No i didnt do anythin BC
Weird person who jamagrammed me: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *she spazzes the same thing over and over*
Me: Wait what? No! You lie
Random yeller 1 and 2: SCAMMMER~! *thats how they typed it*
Me: WHAAAAAAAAAAT? *runs away to hide in jamaa township*
People: *comes to Jamaa town ship to make fun of me and annoy the heck out of me*
Me: SHUT UP!! D:<
People: *Shuts*
Weird person gets banned for reals
Me: YAY EVERYONE PARTY AT MY DEN SEPT FOR THE 2 BELIEVERS ;D
People: WOOO
the 2 random yellers: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

the last story is to long

[d.va]

-off topic-
Yes, I use text "slang" often times to my friends, animal jam, CS ect...
If I'm talking to someone important or doing a trade, I use proper grammar.
I don't exactly like to "Mock" them, but I see where your going.
-on topic-
When is the new animal comming out?

Popular belief says EAGLES.
I mean, look at that feather.

[grantgust]

-off topic-
Yes, I use text "slang" often times to my friends, animal jam, CS ect...
If I'm talking to someone important or doing a trade, I use proper grammar.
I don't exactly like to "Mock" them, but I see where your going.
-on topic-
When is the new animal comming out?

Popular belief says EAGLES.
I mean, look at that feather.

She said, 'when'


o.o....

[d.va]

-off topic-
Yes, I use text "slang" often times to my friends, animal jam, CS ect...
If I'm talking to someone important or doing a trade, I use proper grammar.
I don't exactly like to "Mock" them, but I see where your going.
-on topic-
When is the new animal comming out?

Popular belief says EAGLES.
I mean, look at that feather.

She said, 'when'


o.o....

Well now I feel... strange... At least it's not the first time I've gotten the complete wrong idea of a post...
To get back on topic, the "Jamaa Journal" says that they will "soon be gliding into Jamaa" so I'd say... well... soon..?

[Astaroth]

-off topic-
Yes, I use text "slang" often times to my friends, animal jam, CS ect...
If I'm talking to someone important or doing a trade, I use proper grammar.
I don't exactly like to "Mock" them, but I see where your going.
-on topic-
When is the new animal comming out?

Well now I feel... strange... At least it's not the first time I've gotten the complete wrong idea of a post...
To get back on topic, the "Jamaa Journal" says that they will "soon be gliding into Jamaa" so I'd say... well... soon..?

It better happen soon... these diamonds want to burn a hole through my pocket.

[bulldagger]

-off topic-
Yes, I use text "slang" often times to my friends, animal jam, CS ect...
If I'm talking to someone important or doing a trade, I use proper grammar.
I don't exactly like to "Mock" them, but I see where your going.
-on topic-
When is the new animal comming out?

Popular belief says EAGLES.
I mean, look at that feather.

She said, 'when'


o.o....

*you're

I believe the next update... Thats, what, about a week?

[paperjack.]

i am shivering...
I have 6 piled up jam a grams
Not sure if i want to open them
What if Fman really is real?
I am so worried
I want to scream

[Bruno Buccellati]

Please, don't correct my grammar
Yea, ik my grammar sucks...
But it feels like it's getting rubbed in :l
-on topic-
I heard they might come out on a Thursday?

[Astaroth]

i am shivering...
I have 6 piled up jam a grams
Not sure if i want to open them
What if Fman really is real?
I am so worried
I want to scream

Before people start jumping on your post (and please guys, let's not take up two pages describing how fman isn't real and everything he claims he does is improbable)...

He's not real.

Don't worry.

[crucifying.]

i am shivering...
I have 6 piled up jam a grams
Not sure if i want to open them
What if Fman really is real?
I am so worried
I want to scream

*Eye Twitch*

He's not real. He's not. Use common sense.

You really think some 11 year old can "hack" into Animal Jam's database? Mhm, sure.

Open the frickin' mail. He's not real.