avifauna wrote:
local news station report:
attention, folks, we seem to be undergoing a token apocalypse. a new species of homo sapiens, dubbed the chicken smoothians, have been seen wreaking havoc on a jungle resort expansion site. priceless bulldozers have had their wiring ripped out, their exteriors are splattered with rotten fruit and mud, mechanical pieces have been flung everywhere, and glass is blanketing the jungle floor. to top it off, gorillas have been fleeing the construction, heading for the nearby resort.
we've managed to interview a heartbroken resort worker, tony. here's the scoop:
"those MONSTERS have been RECKLESSLY THROWING my PRECIOUS baby rubber ducks at the bulldozers. i just don't know how they can be so heartless.." he stops to wipe a tear. "the ducks are like my children.. i swore to protect them and now they've just been flung like useless pieces of TRASH. i-i just..." at this point, he is sobbing and shaking his head in disbelief. a dog in a blue shirt has noticed what's going on and storms over, knocking the microphone to the ground. "can't you see he's in distress right now? bloodsucking newspeople." he gently wraps an arm around tony and the pair walk away, but the microphone manages to capture the last seconds of their voices before they disappear into the resort. "t-they just ... keep hurting my babies.." "shh.. it's okay. let's go and play with them in the pool, alright?"
Tony is such a mood haha






















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